BLUE METH ABSORBER
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounde
I LOVE METHHH!!!!!!!
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE METH!!!
I LITERALLY DRINK METH!!
If you don't take billionaire quotes from Epstein and use them as insipriation to groom little girls then you are clearly A BETA CUCK

I AM THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF
METH


IN MY PRIME MY EYE SIGHT WAS STRONG ENOUGH TO READ THE JOKE ON A POPSICLE STICK FROM ACROSS A FOOTBALL FIELD AND NOT LAUGH AND ♥♥♥♥ SIMULTANEOUSLY, MY BRAIN HAS BEEN PROVEN THROUGH MULTIPLE TO BE NOTHING BUT A BALL OF NAILS AND I COULD STAND 10,000 JULES OF BRUTE FORCE ON A BAD DAY, GETTING HIT WITH MY
WAS LIKE GETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH THE WORLDS LARGEST , I HAVE 50 ROWS OF TEETH AND TEN TONGUES AND he IS LEGALLY BANNED FROM EVERY DENTIST OFFICE IN THE NATION BUT THEY STILL LET ME IN OUT OF FEAR.

ONE TIME IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SOME KID STOLE MY LUNCH MONEY SO I SOLD HIM METH TO GET IT BACK

NO MAN CAN DEFEAT ME IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT MANY HAVE TRIED BUT EACH ONE HAS ENDED UP A SMEAR ON THE WALL, THE LAST TIME HE HIT ME WITH A BELT NO SHIRT FIT ME FOR WEEKS.

* BLUE METH ABSORBER * IS THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF METH TESTOSTERONE AND CAN ONLY BE DEFEATED BY A NUCLEAR WARHEAD THAT HAS YET TO BE INVENTED...


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CHECK OUT MY SICK RAPING SKILLS!
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we out here hoppin
we big ♥♥♥♥ floppin
we clappin ass cheeks
we slappin chicks
just out here pumpin up our testosterone levels so that our testicles grow biceps

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I ORDERED 2000 DOSES OF TESTOSTERONE, KEEP IN MIND JUST 1 IS ENOUGH TO INCREASE A PERSONS TESTOSTERONE FOR OVER A YEAR!!!. ANYWAY GOING BACK TO WHAT I WAS SAYING, HAVING ORDERED THIS IT ARRIVED ON TUESDAY, I BROUGHT 50 DOSES INTO SCHOOL A DAY AND HID THEM IN A HOLE I DUG A FEW DAYS PRIOR (TO HIDE THEM IN), OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT FEW WEEKS I HAD BROUGHT IN ALL 2000 DOSES. IT WAS TIME FOR MY PLAN TO FALL INTO MOTION. I DUG THE HOLE DEEPER INTO THE SCHOOLS WATER SUPPLY AND POURED ALL OF THE TESTOSTERONE DOSES INTO IT.

NOW EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL IS A WEAKER VERSION OF ME.
THE
**TESTOSTERONE ABUSER**


AS I EXITED MY VEHICLE TO WALK INTO WORK I CAUGHT SCENT OF A FEMALE IN HEAT (73.35 METERS UPWIND, 40 METERS [LAN](TIT)UDE) BECAUSE OF THE FOG I COULDN’T SEE HER YET BUT JUDGING BY THE SCENT SHE WAS MID TWENTIES, AND HEALTHY. MY ULTRA ATTUNATED HEARING WAS ABLE TO PICK UP HER GAIT, WHICH PUT HER AT ABOUT 5’6”. MY MIND, FREE OF THE CONSTRAINTS OF PORN AND INDECENT IMAGERY, WAS ABLE TO CALCULATE HER WEIGHT BASED ON THE RIPPLE IN THE TESTOSTERONE CONTINUUM PRODUCED BY HER FOOTSTEPS AS SHE WALKED AWAY FROM ME.BEING THAT I WAS 10 MINUTES EARLY FOR WORK, I MADE CHASE AND FOLLOWED HER THROUGH THE FOG STILL WITHOUT VISUAL CONTACT. I WAS LIKE A PILOT NAVIGATING THE WHITE ABYSS BY INSTRUMENT ALONE. I WAS TRAILING HER ABOUT 130M BEHIND WHEN I SENSED HER PHONE VIBRATE IN HER PURSE THROUGH THE PAVEMENT. HOLDING MY EAR TO THE GROUND I WAS ABLE TO FAINTLY PICK UP ON THE CONVERSATION SHE WAS HAVING WITH BETA BF. BASED ON THE ANNOYED TONE IN HER VOICE I KNEW NOW WAS THE TIME TO STRIKE.I READIED MY LEGS AND CONCENTRATED ALL OF MY TESTO-CHAKRAS INTO MY VASTUS MEDIALUS MUSCLES AS I ASSUMED A SPRINTERS STARTING STANCE. I EXPLODED FORWARD IN A CATACLYSM OF SEX HORMONE FUELED RAGE. EXACTLY 2.54 NANOSECONDS LATER I BEGAN TO PHASE THROUGH TIME AND SPACE AS I MESHED WITH THE TESTOSTERONE CONTINUUM. AS I BEGAN TO SLOW DOWN 33.6 LIGHT YEARS LATER, I REALIZED THAT WHILE SHE WOULD HAVE WANTED TO THANK ME FOR GIVING HER THE GIFT OF MY SUPERIOR SEED THAT SHE WAS ALREADY DEAD AND GONE HAVING RAISED MY CHAD PROGENY TO REPOPULATE THE EARTH.AS I FLOAT INTO THE THE CELESTIAL ABYSS OF THE GREATER CRAB NEBULA I AM NOT FILLED WITH REGRET FOR HAVING LEFT MY WORLD, BUT RATHER HAPPINESS FOR HAVING LEFT IT A BETTER PLACE.

QUESTIONS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANSWERS! (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)

h-how do you wake up mister boss? (CLEAR BETA CUCK)

ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS TO SET UP AN ALARM BUT YOU PAY A DUDE TO GO INTO YOUR ROOM WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND HIT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH IT 5 MINUTES BEFORE THE ALARM TO GIVE YOURSELF A BIG SUPRISE AND A BIG MORNING BOOST. MY SECOND FAVORITE ONE IS THE TIMED GUN IN THE TOILET POINTING AT MY HEAD( NO BETTER WAY TO WAKE UP THAN TO GET SHOT AND ♥♥♥♥) EVERYTIME I'M ABOUT TO TAKE A ♥♥♥♥ I TURN ON THE TIMED GUN THAT WILL SHOOT AT A RANDOM POINT BETWEEN 5 AND 15 MINUTES SINCE I TURNED IT ON, NOT ONLY DOES IT MAKE ME ♥♥♥♥ FASTER AND MORE EFFICIENTLY BUT IT IS A GREAT MENTAL EXERCISE TO BOOT


Why do people ♥♥♥♥ in Elevators?

GORILLAS! THEY HAVE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OF TESTOSTERONE. JUST LOOK AT THEIR BEAUTIFUL AND AESTHETIC BODIES! GORILLAS ENJOY EATING THEIR OWN ♥♥♥♥ AS NOT TO WASTE ANY VALUABLE NUTRIENTS THAT COULD’VE ESCAPED DIGESTION. LEOPARDS ROLL IN BUFFALO DUNG BEFORE FIGHTS FOR THAT SWEET TESTOSTERONE. AND LASTLY, TERRITORIES ARE MARKED BY STRATEGICALLY SQUIRTING ANAL JUICE. THAT’S WHY PEOPLE ♥♥♥♥ IN ELEVATORS
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