An Ex Kiwi
Chris
Newberg, Oregon, United States
Just playing until its time to go home.
Just playing until its time to go home.
Currently Offline
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An Ex Kiwi Apr 25, 2022 @ 5:06pm 
I'm reliving the attack/surf scene from Apocalypse Now. :steamhappy:
Brokenbones Apr 19, 2022 @ 9:43pm 
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.