fart man
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You identify as an attack helicopter?
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You identify as an attack helicopter? I’ve never heard that joke before, but it’s so genius! You sir, or madame, or helicopter, are the absolute most hilarious and original person I have ever seen in my entire life. Move over, Jerry Seinfeld. Get lost, Brian Regan. Out of the way, Family Guy Funny Moments Compilation #53. There’s a new funniest man in town. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, I just can’t get over this joke. I’m giggling and guffawing harder than ever before. You should win an Oscar and an Emmy and a Grammy and a Nickelodeon Kid’s Choice Award. Attack helicopter gender! Wow! So funny! Take that, liberals! Haha. Every night since I was born I have looked up to the plastic glow-in-the-dark stars on my ceiling and wondered, “I hope one day I can be as funny as the attack helicopter gender guy.” I will tell my children, and my children’s children, all about the absolute hilarity that went down just now. You just broke the Guinness World Record for funniest and most original jokester on the planet. I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ simultaneously ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because this joke is just so funny. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. That was an amazing joke, my guy. I’m gonna make a subreddit dedicated entirely to this one joke. It’s gonna get thousands of members! History books will forever remember the time you said, “I identify as an attack helicopter.” It’ll go right there in the important quote book, right between Patrick Henry and Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. I just can’t believe I was here to witness such grandeur. I was here! I think I’m going to make a whole religion based on worshipping you, my glorious and hilarious attack helicopter God. This is just so funny I can’t believe it! Hahahahahahahahahaha! I think I’m going to go to the hospital and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ die from laughing to hard, but that’s okay! This is even funnier than that guy who said he identified as a toaster! Can you believe it? I never thought that very different joke could be topped, but here we are! Did I mention how funny and original that joke was? Ah, well done, sir, or madame, or helicopter. This is an experience I won’t forget any time soon. Ha. Haha. Ha. Lol. Lmao. Haha. Jajaja. Lmfao. Rofl, rotfl, ha.
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fart man Dec 23, 2024 @ 9:54pm 
that guys name used to be dobre macelaru
fart man Sep 25, 2021 @ 8:27pm 
thank you dobre macelaru
isf Sep 18, 2021 @ 8:05am 
ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋᴇɴᴅ 💙
fart man May 16, 2021 @ 9:14pm 
+rep chill guy little gay tried to ♥♥♥♥ my ass but all around chill