Jugg Messiah
United States
Level
29
Community Leader
500 XP
Currently Offline
Profile Awards  9
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We Get Da Clam Wet
7 Members
Leetify
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mac n chee
3
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Counter-Strike 2
831 Hours played
Wow, already 100 hours in. Feels like just last week I purchased Counter Strike: Global Offensive. This game makes me feel alive thanks to the intense skill and gun play, not to mention the gambling aspect. 1,400 dollars spent on this game and 3 knives have been pulled. I recommend this game to anyone who has 10 fingers and 2 eyes that work. Since playing CS, I have had more confidence, and I have had more success in sleeping with beautiful women. I can easily picture myself investing well over 10,000 more hours into this game without the fear of becoming bored. I love this game and it loves me.
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We Get Da Clam Wet
Yes, we get the clam wet. Very wet.
7
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+815
835
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2
Perfect Games
17%
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133
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95
DLC Owned
3
Reviews
10
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133
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95
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Favorite Guide
Guide to all of the jobs
Created by - Lagertha
House Flipper 2
This is a list of all of the email jobs. It includes how much they pay out at one star and three stars, roughly how long they take me to complete at a casual pace, and what kind of tasks they involve. All of these are done after full perks have been unlock
Badge Collector
10
Total Badges Earned
238
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Favorite Game
Blue Prince
2
Hours played
Achievement Progress   0 of 16
Favorite Game
Baldur's Gate 3
15.9
Hours played
5
Achievements
Achievement Progress   5 of 54
Salien Stats
Steam Summer Saliens 2018
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1
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0

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Things To Know
First of all, yes, I do in fact get the clam wet. I am sure you are wondering, "how? how is he able to get the clam wet?". Well, seeing as though you are viewing my account because I went dummy on you in CS, should clue you into how I get the clam wet. I also have many hours of practice, it is essentially second nature to me now. I have had so many encounters with multiple different, beautiful women, and they all had a majestic time. I'm really, really good.

Secondly, yes I am white. And yes I am rich and come from a rich family, I will never have to work a day in my life. It is ok to be jealous, I know I would be!

Another question I am frequently asked is "will you do naughty things with my shorty if you and her are left alone?" The short answer is, yes I will take your shorty and yes I will have my way with her.

Lastly, yes my specs are better than yours and yes that is why I dookied on you in CS. Don't get upset, don't punch the monitor, don't do anything of that nature. Instead, try taking a deep breath an realize that I am better, richer, more handsome, taller, and get more play than you. Sometimes people just have life easier than you. I am one of those people.


Thank you to all my fans, much love and mashallah!
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We Get Da Clam Wet
Yes, we get the clam wet. Very wet.
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DayZ
46 Hours played
pretty fun
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The Captain ( Wall-E) Playermodel
Yes this is a playermodel
Garry's Mod
Created by - A_Thing
Recent Activity
8.1 hours past 2 weeks
831 hrs on record
last played on Feb 18
Counter-Strike 2
Global Sentinel
500 XP
Achievement Progress   1 of 1
Review 1
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last played on Feb 17
Overwatch®
Achievement Progress   9 of 164
+4
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last played on Feb 16
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The Names Greg Mar 8, 2023 @ 5:26pm 
Crabbed this dude for 21 strait points
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so cap lol 75 percent from three, pro corner sitter type ish