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Wait a minute
You're a man?!??!?!?!










Ofc

Haha, well now
We call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
Sweat, baby, sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hash browns
Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex
Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas
So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"
You'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch X-Files
You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Omg tysm daddy
waddy

What a fine babe, so petite, fragile and perfect for the kitchen. The perfect woman.

Hey baby, are you Auschwitz? Because I'd love to shoot babies into you.

Hello,I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female,and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here. I am quite popular around here in this server,so if you require and guidance,please,throw me a mention. I will assist you at any hour,day or night. And,before you are mistaken,I do not seek your hand in a romantic way;although,I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me,as many women often are. I am a man of standard,and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way,unlike my peers.. So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience.I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course,unless you (like many others) change your mind on that.I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)