I think I'll call for an escort tonight. Between you and me, I've been pretty dry lately. I like adding raw women to my masturbation, but Tinder isn't what it was before COVID anymore. Anyway, I'd rather pay for a woman than spend hours preparing her, which I don't know if I'll ever earn, but when your balls hurt and you have a hard-on, you don't have time to chat on the phone about nonsense.

That's where CallEscort.org comes to the rescue. It's one of those website names that doesn't require much explanation if you're old enough to use it, but for the faint of heart, I'll explain: it's a large directory of escort ads all over the United States. The establishment gets several million visitors a month, which is always a good sign for such a site. Ideally, those traffic numbers boil down to a huge selection of whores and a huge number of guys sleeping over tonight. Let's see how well I do.

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When I first opened Call Escort, I thought it might be something specific to Las Vegas escort services, because that's what it showed me at first. I clicked on "Other States" and realized that they did have a list of all the states. Some sites ask for your location and provide prostitutes, masseuses and dominatrices in your area, but here it takes a couple of clicks, Tory Burch. Honestly, I rarely agree to share my location data, so I'll probably click through anyway.

So I quickly and reliably got to my local escort list, clicked "Done," and was immediately rewarded. I'm on the outskirts of one of the largest metropolitan areas in the country, and right next to 3,000 listings in my neighborhood. This is exactly what I want to see first on a site like this, so it's a start. There are thousands of women in major cities and quite a few in smaller, less populated areas. For example, the population of Prescott, Arizona, is only 42,000, but there are more than 10 specialists to choose from. No matter where you are, you will never be far from a paying event.

If you go to your town after checking Prescott, what you'll find is that there are a lot of new listings on the site. This is another one of the best signs you can get on sites like this. Escort services post fresh ads around the clock. I've reviewed more than one couple of sites where most of the ads are already pretty darn out of date. It's hard enough trying to buy a car or a used sex doll through outdated ads, but the issue gets even more complicated in the legal gray areas where escorts and their suitors thrive, Gucci Outlet.

Show me the local promiscuity

In the most recent ad on CallEscort.org, added just a few minutes ago as I was writing this, a fat Latina looking over her shoulder in a thumbnail shows off her big ass in platOne reviewer wrote nothing but "cheating," and another wrote a long article about how she's a bitch, goes against what she agreed to, and can't have sex without smoking a vape every few minutes.

Meanwhile, I found a redheaded MILF stripper registered on Call Escort. So I swapped out the local listings and put the most reputable listings at the top and found beautiful prostitutes of all shapes, sizes and colors.

Speaking of swapping listings, my only complaint with CallEscort is that the number of filters is minimal. You can sort by publication time, rating, popularity and age, but you can't type in specific items such as body shape, hair color, ethnicity or sexual activity. If such a thing existed, this site would be almost perfect for finding yourself something to entertain you for a while.

Given the vast number of local ticks I've found, I suggest you check out CallEscorts.org and see how you can have some fun in your area. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll call you on FaceTime.