Escort Ratings As you know, there is no better place on the Internet to find the right stuff to fap than ThePornDude. I spend my days and nights ranking the best free sextubes and premium networks on the web. Honestly, I'm the kind of motherfucker who reads reviews of everything they spend money on, from erection pills to VR porn helmets to elite escorts from around the world, and EscortRankings.uk, as the name implies, offers just such a rating of UK hookers.

EscortRankings only launched at the end of 2019. Prostitute review sites don't depend on age, but tend to live or die by how available they are and how many call girls, erotic masseuses and dominatrixes are featured on them. I just went to the Escort Rankings landing page, and I already like the numbers I see in their top cities. These people have tens of thousands of escorts all over the UK.

Tons of whores, and damn, they're hot.

When I went to the site, one of my first thoughts was, "Damn, things are damn good in the UK." That may be a generalization, but when it comes to girls who turn you on for money, Limey's is the best choice.

The hookers on the miniatures on the homepage look like real porn stars, with professional photographers showing their beautiful faces, trim bodies and attractive breasts. On many escort sites, women hide their faces and show only part of the package you are going to rent for the night. A lot of this has to do with the legal gray area that these sites often operate in, but I'm damn glad these babes are showing their angelic and horsey faces.

The default escort rating for this site is London, where this site is most active. There are more than 17,000 registered escorts in this city, outnumbering local prostitutes in cities like Manchester (2,063), Birmingham (1,119), Nottingham (603) and Leeds (579). The list of cities is pretty deep, right down to places like Rochester and Luton, where only an escort or two is on the menu.

I scrolled up and down the first page, familiarizing myself with what the site has to offer. I'm already somewhat fascinated by a couple of these sex goddesses for hire. These are truly high-class escorts. Beneath each glossy miniature portrait is the babe's name, her age group and the star rating given by reviewers. It's like Amazon, only for whores.

Price, service and more at your fingertips.

This girl Kira smiles at me from her main profile picture from the moment I hit this page. I click on her perfect boobs and view her full profile on EscortRankings.

I have to admit, I'm pretty cynical. This girl is so beautiful and her photo gallery is so professional that I right-click on all of her photos and do a reverse image search. This is a good way to spot crooks, as they usually steal other people's galleries. My girlfriend, Kira, looks owYou will find transvestites, smoking girls, blondes, curly BBWs and girls with saggy boobs. Along with natural, perfect and firm, saggy ones are also on the list.

Escort ratings and fetish checkboxes let you set the kind of freak you're looking for. You can find a girl who will pinch your tits, do a double team with another girl, kick you in the balls, and then punch you in the anus with her fist.

If you're going to spend money, it's a good idea to filter through user ratings on any site. Once you've selected a nursing redhead porn star with a twisted body and a tantric massage from the menu of services, click the overall rating button to make sure she has at least four stars. I don't want to be doused with sour breast milk.

My only real complaint about EscortRankings is that they turn off unregistered users after reviewing multiple profiles. Registration is free, but there are other escort sites that don't allow you to register at all to view ads and contact girls. It's too hard for most people to come up with a one-time email address (hint: Google "one-time email address").