Fake Hub. Fake cops, fake doctors, fake cab drivers, and fake casting agents all have one thing in common: they're busting the finest pussy on FakeHub. According to the landing page, they specialize in girls who participate in "bizarre scenarios in the real world." That description is apt. Most of their scenes feel like they take place in the same parallel universe as ours, except that all the women are frenetic and sex-crazed.

FakeHub.com is a pay site, so cheapskates and freeloaders need not sign up; FakeHub.com membership gives you access to eight sites. The ad below shows a young Latina showing off her ass next to the words "JOIN THE #1 REALITY SITE". Is this really so great? Well, fellow perverts, join me as I embark on a journey deep into the sexy heart of the land of faux.

On the menu?

There are really only a few setups for FakeHub movies. Each site focuses on a particular theme and offers an endless number of subtly different variations. You would think that the repetition would get boring, but it actually has the opposite effect. Because the material is so consistent, it gives the illusion that everything is part of a real X-Ray reality show. It's tempting to catch every episode just to see who shows up and what shenanigans they pull.

FakeTaxi is my favorite site on the network and honestly one of my favorite smut spots overall in the last few years. My uncle was a cab driver for a while and complained about every family event. That old fool obviously didn't know what he was doing, and John, the FakeTaxi driver, is having the time of his life every time he works. I've seen him give a blowjob, an ass-fuck, and a squirt all at once.

In PublicAgent, a man with a video camera and a wad of cash tries to convince up-and-coming models to play with him. They're all convinced they're going to be the next big thing, or maybe they would be if it were one of the popular spanking videos on FakeHub. Hey baby, you have given me something very big.

FakeAgent and FakeAgentUK follow the same theme. Gorgeous women of all types try to convince Fake Agents that they have what it takes to get cocked in every way possible and make it big in the porn industry, and FemaleAgent is exactly what it says it is. On this site, Agents are sexy sluts, auditioning for both men and women.

If you like doctor-patient fantasies, you'll want to check out FakeHospital. Evil motherfuckers who don't even wear latex gloves, let alone condoms, are learning a lot about practicing medicine from videos like "Wet Pussy And Orgasms Cure Backaches" and "Deepthroat Cures Sweet Czech Babe"! I'm learning a lot about practicing medicine from videos like Wet Pussy And Orgasms Cure Backaches and Deepthroat Cures Sweet Czech Babe. Next time my girlfriend gets a headache, there's a cure I'd like to try.

Real cops have a hard time shooting innocent people." Sgt. Montgomery "is a fake cop who shoots bitches in the face. There is new material every day now; going back to the beginning of the archive in June 2011, updates were usually a couple of days. To date, we have accumulated about 3,000 videos.

The latest video is a FakeAgent piece called "Hot Desk Fuck With Tanned Euro Babe," uploaded the day I am typing this. The screenshot shows a dark-haired, tanned Euro Babe stretched out on a couch in lingerie; Fake Hub doesn't show a preview when you hover over the image, so I had to click to see the details. I was going to click anyway because she is so hot.

Talent is shown just above the video. The tanned Euro babe is Cassie Del Isla. Clicking on her name brings up her profile. Her stats are listed, including height, weight, and date of birth. More importantly, six of her clips are shown below; Cassie looks especially sexy in The Mystic cap, so I clicked through to see them.

FakeHub's video player has basic features such as volume, quality, and full-screen mode. The video loaded quickly, so it's clear that they haven't skimped on web hosting. Skipping through the various scenes in "Mystic" did not cause even a momentary buffering.

The player also has a few unexpected features that make it shine immensely: there is a Chromecast button so you can watch Kathy throttle her on your TV. If you're a prankster, you could theoretically find a Chromecast on a public network and show everyone in the waiting room the real show.

Another great feature on the FakeHub player is the ability to slow down or speed up the video. The image of Kathy panting at 1/4 speed while being wheelbarrow-fucked is going to haunt my wet dreams.

You'll find descriptions and categories in the drop-down menu at the top right of each clip, and The Mystic is a really well-rounded porn flick, tagged with such deviant acts as deep-throating, anal licking, doggy-style - standing, and handjob - POV. Cum On Ass. Clicking on it brought up nearly 400 more movies on the network.

Hot Chicks, Hot Movies

The videos on FakeHub seemed to be of a very high standard overall, just wandering around the site, making my penis click. Everything is shot in HD and movies are often 20-30 minutes long. There is a wide variety of sexual activity in every movie, all lovingly captured on digital media by photographers who know what they are doing. A half-way position or a fixed camera would show nothing.

And the girls. Holy crap, let's talk about the girls: the Models section of FakeHub lists about 1,600 sluts, most of whom I'd love to bury my penis in. Size, shape, ethnicity, hair color, and eye color are all perfect examples. I'm biased toward young video whores because youth is fucking hot, but check with MILFs.