GermanGooGirls: Pornography is one of humanity's greatest art forms. It has been with us since prehistoric times, and has become even more intense in the 20th century. I love how the pornographic elements of a culture become generalized in the world of pornography. Bukkake is a good example of this. This tacky fetish, which originated in Japan, is now popular all over the world. I recently had the opportunity to look at the German version of the Asian tradition on the German Goo Girls website.

After watching some crazy fetish porn, I thought for a moment that GermanGooGirls.com would have girls rolling around in oil, mud and pudding, but that's actually not the case. Fortunately, as soon as I loaded the tour page, I discovered that all the slime was of human origin. Crisis averted. Given that the site has been building its bukkake collection since 2002, I really should have known. What can I say. Sometimes I'm late to the party, but when I get there, I really show up.

Old layout, fresh and hot cum.

GermanGooGirls is a site that has really outlived its usefulness. As soon as you see the header image, you realize that the site has been around for a long time. I always have mixed feelings about such installations. On the one hand, longevity means you have something your unlucky competitors haven't offered, and 20 years is a hell of a long time for a porn site. On the other hand, I can't help but wonder why they still haven't updated their layout and ugly header graphics.

Let's talk about those ugly header graphics. Beautiful GermanGooGirls with their eyes closed, mouths open and covered in cum is great. They're covered in cum and their dicks are sticky (that's German Goo Girls cum.). I'll have to watch some and listen to the accent to find out.) The images are great, but the GGG logo seems to be taken from a late 90's rap album about cum.

Scroll down the page and you'll see more attractive thumbnails embedded in the hideously ugly layout. A blonde MILF is being pounded in her lower regions while at least four men are waving their penises in front of her face. This work is based on the theme of "mo." It depicts a sexy Latina woman with a big round ass getting intimate with a bunch of men, and a punk rocker with orange hair who is also covered in slime all over her face. You might fall in love with this redhead when she gets a big dick in her ass in a gangbang scene.

Overall, German Goo Girls is, as you'd expect from a European site, pretty slim, but you can clearly see the emphasis on the porn star's tits. The site is a little older than the major premium sites and has a large MILF menu.

We watched the free preview video, which looks like a montage of scenes of the same girl put together. It's a little disconcerting that the hair color and lighting color in the room changes with each shot, but when you see the little girls get cum on their faces after anal, you can see the cum dripping down their pants. These girls are real sluts who love to cum.

Huge streams of cum.

Amazing. We're seeing more and more sites asking more than the standard $30 a month that most sites have been asking for years - German Goo Girls is one of the most expensive sites we've seen this week at $39.95 a month. On an annualized basis, that's $10 a month, but that kind of standard price is awful.

In their defense, they offer bukake and groupies. The industry does not pounce on such films with the same frequency as it does lesbian pajama parties and teenage anal scenes. Such movies are a scarce commodity, requiring far more participants per scene and, therefore, a bigger budget. That's why GermanGooGirls.com is like stepping back in time for decades.

As a bonus, there are 386 German Goo Girls exclusives: if one milliliter contains 15 million sperm cells, and these guys drop a few gallons per scene, how many unborn babies die of dehydration in your old gym socks. I wonder how many unborn babies die of dehydration in your old gym socks. Actually, that was the topic of my TED talk. I had to leave the stage before I finished, but you can find the video on YouTube.

Complaints about the high price are mitigated when you see lots of bonus videos. It's like if you ordered a huge main course and got an unlimited number of appetizers you can masturbate to. As a member, you get access to more than 10,000 exclusive movies, 5,000 bonus movies and 2,000 bonus clips.

How often do you cum on a girl.

The membership registration page says it is updated daily.Call me cynical, but when I saw all this bonus material, I thought they were just constantly adding old DVDs instead of making new bukkake movies. The first thing I did was look at the download dates. Not bad. German Goo Girls com adds updates daily, but new bukake bands come out every 2-3 weeks.

I prefer to have the main stuff updated weekly, but exceptions can be made for different genres. Again, it takes a lot of motherfuckers, a big bottle of dick pills and a girl who is willing to do doggie, reverse cowgirl, anal, squirt and blowjobs in a marathon shoot with nine guys.

Come to think of it, their latest film fits those requirements just right - Crazy About Sex is 75 minutes long, starring erotic blonde MILF Ellen Million and. one, two, three. There are at least nine men in the film, but because Ellen is the star, they are not lined up in group shots. They are mostly faceless men, and if you look at their heads, most of them are covered in balaclavas, as if they were fucking with a team of terrorists. Maybe they got it wrong, because after the suicide bombing it turns out that there are only 72 men and one virgin in Paradise.

No, that can't be right. Ellen is clearly not a virgin. She immediately begins stroking the first two cocks offered to her, and in a few minutes this turns into a blowjob scene. I was pleased to see that the lighting was black at first and then switched to bright pornographic as she began to taste them. Someone ordered a flight of cum.

Bukkake gang rape at the parade.

Eight minutes later, Ellen moans loudly while sitting on top of a man in a chair. She reaches for his cock and gives him a blow job and fucks him as hard as she can. Her face is already covered in cum and the shit is just gushing out.

After licking the cum off her lips, Ellen crawls to the camera and is shown the cock and the cum that is in it. She swallows it, moves down the row, and takes another batch of fuel to fuck men.

There's nothing worse than a slutless slut, especially in a gangbang movie. GermanGooGirls like her are true nymphomaniacs who love to fuck as much as they love to be filmed. Once they start cumming, they don't stop, and Ellen won't stop sucking.

I don't know if there is a translation to the synopsis, but I was extremely surprised when after 35 minutes Ellen's scene ended and a new one began. This time a young German googly-girl named Tina shows off her athletic skills in a large room full of men. A double feature, yes. Ignore it. It also comes with a download, which I saved for later.

GermanGooGirls.com has a stale layout and costs more than I'm willing to pay for top-notch porn; bukkake fans will probably find these flaws minimal compared to what you get in return. Bukkake's exclusive gangbang scene features Europe's hottest sluts taking an endless cock and the gooey liquid it spits out as he gets turned on. The title scene comes out every 2-3 weeks, but new DVDs and bonus movies are added every day to keep the fuck going -- you can watch up to three free trailers a day, so check them out before you sign up.