Mega Personals seems like an enlarged version of regular Personals, and I wonder if I'll meet a fat girl there. It's the only one I've fucked on Tinder lately, and I think I might have caught the coronavirus from the last girl. By "mega," I don't mean. It's not about the thickness or size of the vagina. I hope it's about the level of service or the girl. There's only one way to find out.

MegaPersonals.eu includes EU in the link, they can have personal ads from all over the world. Once you go to the landing page, they ask you if you want to hook up in Canada, the U.S., Europe or Oceania; they've had about 5,000 visitors a day since the site launched in late 2019, so I'd be looking for the hottest DTF chick in my area. (Oh, and before I start, let me clarify that most of these personal ads are for escorts, prostitutes, doms and erotic masseuses.)

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Before diving into local listings, I wanted to see what Mega Personals has to offer the world at large. The location selection box that appears when you first log onto the site is filled with drop-down lists for all regions. The U.S. is divided into all states, and Canada is divided into states and territories. In Europe, the UK, France, Germany, Italy and Spain are supported. Oceania is only Australia and New Zealand.

I chose my state and clicked on the nearest major city. It is a thriving metropolis of several million people. It's about 90 minutes from my house, but I figured if I was going to get laid tonight, I might as well go where there's action and more options.MegaPersonals offers all kinds of M and W combinations, and even a Trans section if you like cock and dick.

That's when it turned out that I had misread the question: MegaPersonals.eu took me to the Men Seeking Women section, where a long scroll of penis after penis opened in front of me. The screen is filled with erect penises, accompanied by charming and classy captions like "I'm The Man Who Love Giving Womin Pleazurez."

Obviously, I went to the wrong section, but it's nice to know that I can post photos and videos of my penis on this site; MegaPersonals.eu allows me to post heavily nude material, unlike other advertising sites. I sometimes try to pick up girls in the park this way, but my success suffers greatly because of the police who always show up.

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I hit the back button to select again. This time I went to the "Women Seeking Men" section, which is an even more impressive scroll than the penis page. Barely a dozen or so men have offered their services on the BBC today, but the bitches have been posting nonstop, day and night. Hundreds of new ads are posted every day in popular erotic areas. Browsing the site over the past six monthsWhat's especially nice is that they don't let you register until you've placed an ad. You can browse photos, admire them, choose a girl and view her contact information without giving the site your email address.

However, I'm not sure I can recommend MegaPersonals.eu more specifically than some of its competitors. It might be worth a look, like most escort sites: browsing is free, so why not see if the girl of your dreams is listed. Maybe she's registered on MegaPersonals but hasn't registered elsewhere. If nothing else, you can see what asses the local whores are fucking in your town or city. If your wife finds this in your browser history, just tell her you've been researching local demographics.