I am in love with VR porn. It is the next step into the future of adult entertainment and is like fucking yourself with a drop dead gorgeous porn star. All you need is a pair of goggles and a good website where you can watch the content. And one of the best places to go is, without a doubt, SexBabesVR.com.

To start this review, let me give you a description taken from one of their videos: "Rebecca is a two-faced Italian beauty. Rebecca is an Italian beauty with two faces. But once she gets into the mood, you will get to know her second face. In her first 3D porn video, she teases you without any shame at all. She sucks your penis and rides you like never before". Imagine all of this in virtual reality. Are you insane? I'm dying already...

The tags include outdoor, brunette, teen, blowjob, deep throat, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, facial, and more. I think the membership prices are pretty cheap, you can go for 1, 3 or 12 month sign ups. It depends on your pocket and how much time you want to spend here.

Anyway, if you are like me and want the best, stay away from this "garbage". Don't say I didn't warn you! The content on these websites may be fappable, but you may be bombarded with excessive (malware) ads and video players streaming sex movies at speeds slower than your grandma's 56K internet in the 90s. Do you like to fap in a slideshow that stutters every five seconds? Do you like closing pop-up windows every time you refresh a page? Do you want to visit a website that has no decent features and looks uglier than Kim Kardashian without makeup? Fuck no, right?

Ah, you have noticed the cheap imitations that try to imitate my success. You know the Dutch saying, "A tall tree catches a lot of wind"? It's flattering, and it's like every time ThePornDude farts, a cockroach appears. You know how much these obnoxious insects love (my) shit and that it is their only creation. It amazes me to see how they lack creativity and originality and excel in Chinese copy and paste techniques!

After a few blowjobs, not wanting to ruin the best moment of his life with premature ejaculation, it's time for the big moment; Jasmin rams her pussy down on his dick and rides the fucker until he fires his load into her tits. The crowd goes wild, people start crying, and applause runs through the strip club. We have probably just witnessed the biggest circus event since Trump won the presidency from feminist cult leader "Hillary Clinton" and has made American freedom fester again!

It is as if you are viewing an inferior version of ThePornDude created by retarded people! How can you feel pride in copying someone else's work? Are these little dick complex bastards jealous of my fame and the amount of pussy I fuck on a daily basis? Is it the millennial "I get trophies just for getting out of bed in the morning" mentality? Mom, look at me, I imitated ThePornDude! Please, praise me! Mom, you should be kicked in the balls for being such a lazy leech, you fucking parasite!

I don't care if you want to laugh at the "real thing", how about torturing yourself with a "PornDude" imitation? It's like fucking Lady Gaga when you could be fucking Kylie Jenner...on a scale of 1 to 10, why can't you give her a 0? Anyway, remember, motherfuckers, there can only be one porn king, and no one can steal my throne!

Example: eFukt (how does ThePornDude deal with copycats trying to steal his girl!)