This morning someone sent me a link to Spicy.Porn. I thought I might fall for a hot Latin American mamacita, an establishment that tells dirtier jokes than my own house, or a bizarre femdom fetish tube where a gentleman tortures his slave by inserting a habanero directly into her urethra. As it turns out, it was none of those things, but that doesn't mean I was more than a little disappointed.

Nothing in the name suggests that there are any 21st century tricks on offer here. Most of the other sites that have emerged from this first wave of AI porn generators include abbreviations in their domain names, but Spicy.Porn may be confident in what they are selling. The site has not been in existence very long, but it already receives 10 million visitors a month, thanks to its use of artificial intelligence to generate user pornography. This makes it one of the most popular platforms of its kind, and has increased my own desire to try it out.

Spicing up porn with artificial intelligence

The overall presentation of Spicy Porn is streamlined, with little sparkle or flashing lights to attract interest. There is no fancy logo, just a small icon of a red pepper and a plain text name. The simple title doesn't catch the eye, so the AI images draw attention. The asymmetrical rows of photos and rounded corners give the site a more modern feel than your average gallery site.
But this is more than just a gallery site. These naked redheads, animus bimbos, and dick-riding hookers were not only uploaded by the users involved, they were actually created by them. Of course, they were greatly assisted by the excited computer brainiacs who reside in Spicy Porn's headquarters.

I must say I like the way these perverts think and the dreams of these robots. While most of the artificial intelligence powered porn sites can make fake photos and hentai, they offer a much wider choice of formats for fapping. You can create images in dozens of styles, including real art, steampunk, watercolor, oil painting, cyberpunk, and more.

There's a bit of a catch, however: the current list of AI porn styles includes 26 different options, but you can't access them all without paying a few bucks. The good news is that Spicy. Porn allows visitors to create their own photos for free, but Mizar only has access to the 11 formats we are talking about. However, it is much more than the two styles found on most of these platforms.

Those anxious, broke piggies in their mom's basement must already be wondering which models are included for free. Well, there is good news and bad news. The good news is that animated pictures can be made for free. The bad news is that hentai is one of the premium styles you have to pay for. Cartoon, surrealist, 3D, and abstract paintings are also not accessible to the naughty or lazy.

Let's make some naughty porn.

One of the hardest things about being a professional masturbator is that everything often has to be done at a slow pace. You can click on a link and have your own porn in seconds. Me. I had to write all the above paragraphs before I could get to the part I was really excited about, namely creating these AI images.
Spicy.Porn uses a hint-based interface to create AI kinky images. I prefer it to the menu-based platform, but in my opinion, there are more opportunities for error here. Creating your own Spicy.Porn is as easy as typing your fantasies into a field. If there is something you don't want to see, you can include a negative prompt.

I started with a simple query: "Latino, 20 years old, pigtails, curvy face, big tits, Daisy Duke, topless, heels, parking lot". Deciding this would be faster to create, I chose a "photo" style and a minimum image size, then clicked the "Create" button.

Be prepared to wait a bit if you want to create an image without a premium account; Spicy Porn has the longest wait time I've seen among similar sites. There is a long line to get your free custom porn, and at the top of the download screen is a warning: "It may take more than 3-5 minutes." And it definitely did, as my first photo took almost 6 minutes.

Given that expectation, I was a bit disappointed with the final product. The girl with the naked upper body is a nice rectangle, she's wearing the shoes I asked for, she's standing in front of a yellow sports car in a parking lot, and she's just wonderful. She also has deformed arms, not so unusual for an AI site, and extra legs extending from her knees. But this would not be my easiest and proudest fap.