We know you spend a lot of time here masturbating to Internet porn, but sometimes you just need a little socializing to keep your beard from growing too long. If you have a solid figure, all you might need to do is go out there with tight abs and bulging pecs. But even if you're ugly as hell, there are other options besides rubes. Top Escort Babes, for example, has been helping tough guys get some fun since 2013.

TopEscortBabes.com operates worldwide, so no matter where you are in New York or the Netherlands, Pakistan or Bhutan, you can use this site to find paid snacks. Thanks to the magic of the Internet, the site doesn't have much of a problem spreading around the world, but this site has the traffic numbers to prove that people really get laid here. With millions of visitors each month and more than 30,000 advertisers, you can be sure this site has a selection of poo for sale.

You can get sex anywhere in the world.

This is clearly a sex site that travels the world, even the landing page asks you to choose a country or city from a huge list, as well as the language in which you want to chat with your slut. While places to stay are plentiful, only a few languages are currently available. English, Hungarian and French. Spanish, Italian and German are coming soon, but if your language is not on the list, you can always use the browser's built-in translation feature. Nothing will ever stop you from meeting a high-class prostitute.

You can also choose your location on a large map of the world. Hover your cursor over a country and it will show you how many prostitutes you can find listed in that country. Right now, TopEscortBabes lists about 400 prostitutes in Canada, over 700 in Russia and thousands in France. Will you sleep with me tonight.

I was recently on a little shag tour of the U.S. and noticed that Los Angeles is among the top cities on this site. Los Angeles is one of the best cities on this site, with almost 200 profiles and 12 agencies, over 1,000 photos and lots of videos.

One thing I immediately noticed about Top Escort Babes is that beautiful women almost always show not only their face but also their bodies in their profile photos. On many escort sites you will find pictures of girls with their faces blurred out. This can be a little dangerous for girls, but I appreciate the chance to see the lips that will later wrap around my cock, especially if I shell out bundles of Benjamins for the privilege.

Find all the sluts in your area.

The list of escorts by city is displayed as thumbnails, just like on other escort sites. I like the images to be relatively large and clear, so you don't have to click your mouse to see if a babe is hot or not. The little icons on the thumbnails show how many more photos are included. The showcase in the red quarter.In fact, all the filters apply directly to the ads themselves, not to the girls. There's no way to limit your choices to blondes, young or skinny girls. I'd love to tick a bunch of boxes telling escorts what to look for in terms of their bodies and kinks, but that's not currently available on TopEscortBabes.

The good news is that they are currently working on adding new filters. Apparently there are over 20 new filters on the way, so I'm looking forward to seeing how much they improve the site. If they keep it up, it could be close to perfection.

TopEscortBabes.com has an elegant and professional design that really speaks to the quality of the site. I looked at it on my laptop, but I also looked at it on my cell phone, and the mobile version is one of the best I've seen in this category. Sure, it looks nice, but you can see that they spent as much money on features as they did on the look and feel of the site.

So, my Uber will be here in a few minutes. I have a date with this sexy young brunette I found on the site just a few minutes ago.TopEscortBabes is an escort place anytime.