Tranny Surprise, aka Trans Herder. How can a fallen gentleman not have experienced a tranny surprise? One night you go out for some action and surprise yourself by bringing home a beautiful lady who may have tied the knot a little too tightly, but you do it anyway. Surprise until everything looks normal. She had a huge penis to match her monster breasts.

Sorry to ruin the surprise, but we already know from the name that the girls at TrannySurprise are at least as stuffed with meat as you are. This pay site features scenarios where guys discover cocks in horny women they meet.

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You will notice the Reality Kings logo at the top of the tour page. They have been around for nearly 20 years and are one of the biggest and most respected names in the porn business today. This logo alone is a good sign: TrannySurprise.com is a high-quality smut with a big name and real money behind it. This is not amateur hour behind the dollar bin.

It's mobile-friendly, so you can watch ladyboys give blowjobs and even pay lizards to give you one of their own. Remember, if you close the browser window, it won't pop up the next time you look at your phone." I told her it was work-related, yelling "Put it in my ass," but no one believed me at my grandma's funeral. I swear, Mom, I really like vaginas.

Choose wisely when checking out the preview clips on the tour page. Do you want to see strippers with dicks popping out during private dances, or do you want to see the typical erotic maid fantasy reworked with an added penis, before TrannySurprise locks them up and tells you to sign up for full access? You will only see a handful of them. It's not fair.

Access is about $30 a month. This is the current going rate for almost all vanilla sites and it makes a deal for niche stuff like Dick Girl Movies. You can get a longer term membership for much less, and you can also get a 2-day trial for $1.

Basically, everyone pays with a credit card, and TrannySurprise is one of the few lady bodyfuck movie sites that you can access even if you're over 100 years old, since they don't accept PayPal but do accept checks. Grandpa, be careful with those Viagra prescriptions and silicone anuses.

Good stash, but no updates.

Once logged in, you'll see the central RealityKings site. If you have a package deal or have purchased subscriptions to multiple sites in the network, you can view the latest videos from each site here. I actually have to make a trip to the TrannySurprise area, since my newest videos are all "Teens Love Huge Cocks", "Round and Brown", and "Moms Lick Teens".

I have some bad news: there are no updates on the main RK screen because TrannySurprise hasn't been updated in a while. The latest video, Stripper Surprise with Carol Penelope, was posted in July 2017. Damn, that's pretty corny.

The good news is about a guy comes in and tells her he's going to take a shower, which naturally leads to a blowjob. A few minutes later, it turns out that she also has a penis, so she returns the favor, and the two explore a variety of sexual positions in the 30 minutes of screen time.

One of the things I like about the RK video player is that the sex acts are indexed below the movie; if you hover over a tag such as Anal Play or Cum Shot, you get a time stamp and a small thumbnail of the action. With one click, you can see the inserted anus or the sticky liquid that was spewed out.

I think they speak Portuguese, but for all I know it could just be gibberish. But there are subtitles, so you can say, "Let's fuck again. That was fun." and "It's your mother. Hide."

If you strongly identify with this video, you can click thumbs up or thumbs down or save it to your favorites with a heartmark. Don't worry. Your wife won't think you're a fag when she finds a TrannySurprise clip mixed in with RK's stash of teen sluts. She already knows.

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Girls with pee where pee should be are not my thing, but if I were, this would probably be one of my least favorite stops. This is quality smut from a name that knows its stuff.

However, it is stale. It is always a potential deal breaker and probably one of the reasons TrannySurprise is a niche paysite at normal paysite prices.

Since they allow downloads, the solution is pretty obvious to me: subscribe for a month, save all or just your favorites, and just cancel before your subscription auto-renews. TrannySurprise has the same range of streams, 320p to 1080p. downloads, so you can get potato quality even if your hard drive is low on space. (Thumb drives and SD cards are very inexpensive these days. If that's beyond your budget, you probably shouldn't stray too far from the free porn tube.)

While visiting this site, I kept running into problems having to make my way to the TrannySurprise section over and over again. The back button would mess everything up. Sometimes there is a sort option at the top, but TrannySurprise does not show up in Sites and Gay does not show up in Categories. (These are the only tags that separate clips from the rest of RealityKings, and there are no tags for Shemale or Tranny.)

I'm not sure if this problem came up because the content is old and has fallen to the bottom of the list, because TrannySurprise is separated from the rest of RK, because the site design is a mess, or because I don't know what I'm doing! . Maybe it's a combination of reasons. But it happened and it was messy. Of course, as a collector of RK subscriptions, it could be my problem.