Bronzed skin like a ray of sunshine. Booty cheeks like half a watermelon. Pussies so tight you'd swear they were being attacked with garrotte wires as they grind their dicks with rhythmic hip movements. Latin bitches are one of the most popular genres of pornography, and for good reason. There's nothing not to love about them.

Many of us have seen Latin bitches dance beautifully. Think of Jennifer Lopez, Shakira, and the way their hips move. You've never seen a white girl shake her hips like that. If Shakira sat on your cock and danced to "Hips Don't Lie" your eyes would pop out of your head. The cum would shoot out of Shakira's skull so hard that it would look like a one-person bukkake sprinkler. Your testicles will pop out and you'll cum so hard you'll knock Grandma's urn off the fireplace mantle. Just kidding. I know your mother's basement does not have a fireplace.

And don't forget the DSL. Also known as "cock sucking lips". I love the feel of those thick, plump lips stroking up and down Jimmy Johnson. It feels freeing. It's meditative. I feel like a Tibetan monk seeking oneness and clarity in the ripples of a pond or the murmur of a stream. The difference is that the bubbling sound is her choking on my erect penis in her mouth.

It's not her tits, her ass cheeks, or her pussy lips, but the faces of these Latin bitches are gorgeous. No matter how great everything else is, the first thing one sees in a bitch is the face. The face is like the icing on the cake. It brings the whole dish together. Those beautiful bronzed cheeks and tanned lips are begging for a piece of white semen.

Speaking of lips, there is a reason Spanish is a Romance language. That reason is that Spanish dirty words sound sexy as fuck. If you've never had a bitch whisper Spanish in your ear while riding you, you haven't lived. What I'm talking about. The chances of anyone with the intelligence necessary to speak that language wanting to fuck you are slim to none. If you're sick or mentally challenged, well, that's just the way it is.

Your parents, the President, the Pope.

Everyone knows the stereotype of the hot Latin Bitch. The Latin Bitch is the kind of woman who will slash your tires and lock your car. Men will not put up with that crap without expecting a reward. That reward is the craziest sex you have ever had in your life - the kind of sex you tell your parents about. Sex like writing a letter to the President. Sex like sending a tape to the Pope.

I am fully aware that you can't have the kind of sexual experiences I'm talking about here, but that's why pornography exists. Sure, no one wants to fuck you, Latino or not, but that doesn't mean you don't deserve to see it. Those who can't do it, do it, teach it, and watch it in large numbers on the internet.

There are plenty of places to satisfy these bitchy bitches, but nowhere as prepared as Sxyprn. These fuckers are too busy creating a top-notch porn site to have an orgasm section, which contains all of the site's most popular content. It should come as no surprise that much of this content is Latino pussy. Some of the most popular videos have been viewed nearly 100,000 times in their first day, with tons of likes and comments on some of them. Most porn sites have no commenters. Sxyprn users, on the other hand, love to let the porn world know their opinions on certain shitty movies. They are not your run-of-the-mill, everyday porn watchers, the likes of PornDudes. It's people like these that make me do this work. I salute you, bastards.

The porn wall serves as the main page of the site. Additionally, any search for "Latina" or similar will link to this porn wall. There are two menus for filtering the search results: the first has the options Videos, Other, Photos, and Torrents. Of these, Torrents and Other are the most popular; the second menu includes the options Latest, Trending, Views, and Orgasmic, as well as a list of related tags, such as Latina anal, Latina POV, and Big ass Latina.

Called "Recruiter.

"Lesbian Allure Part 4" with Kristina Rose and Chayse Evans is one of my favorite videos on Sxyprn. It begins with the General watching her pubic region from a desert cliff as she moves a tire in the sand. The sun and soft sand make that task difficult and the general can't stand how much of a little bitch she looks. Is this soldier more interested in breaking a nail than serving his country? What a sack of shit. She better teach this bitch a lesson.

I'm not sure what the lesson is being taught here. I thought the general was going to yell at the bitch. Oral sex isn't a punishment, if oral sex was a punishment I'd be a serial killer and a drug dealer. If I join the military, can I get a blowjob? I'll be the most patriotic asshole you've ever seen.

To be fair, the private is forced to endure a bit of torture. She is forced to have a clear glass dildo shoved into her stomach and later forced to suck it as if it were the general's cock. At one point they almost get arrested, but the general is the highest ranking bitch for miles. If she tells them to fuck off, they tell her to fuck off. Even if the general is nippling her.

Sxyprn may not fuck with vowels, but they fuck with fuck all day long. You'll love the selection of Latin porn they offer. Considering the thousands and thousands of options, you'll be busy for a while. Not only that, you can choose to view the content on the site or torrent it for later use. Many of my readers like to maintain their own libraries for when the apocalypse happens. To hell with hoarding weapons and food. Hoard porn and trade it for food and weapons when needed.

There are two improvements I would like to see in Sxyprn. Number one, the pop-ups suck. There are popups that make you want to shoot them.