Deeply Screwed is a roleplaying game in which you as a group tell stories of the hapless undead attempting to do good deeds and accidentally running into the larger mysteries (and creatures) of the world. You will each play one of the Cursed, members of the “fifth” Kingdom of Ichneumon, in a serial numbers filed off version of a popular franchise whose initials begin with D and S. Technically there is a win state, but for the most part this game is all about jovial teamwork and having a good time!

In Deeply Screwed you will be taking on the role of someone Cursed to revive each time they die, albeit with slightly different features, skills, and possibly different motivations and personality traits. This is, of course, a product of the well-meaning but largely dimwitted Ichneumonae that function as the gods of this setting. Lacking anything better to do, you undertake good deeds in an attempt to be freed from your curse and be one with the great mongooses (mongeese? Mongaze!) in the sky.

This is the ashcan of Deeply Screwed which means it needs edits, expanded content, and actual layout. Watch this space!

Deeply Screwed is an independent production by Kyle Tam and is not affiliated with Rowan, Rook and Decard. It is published under the RR&D Community License. Goblin Quest is copyright Rowan, Rook and Decard. You can find out more and support these games at rowanrookanddecard.com.

This is a parody of the games in the Dark Souls series by FromSoftware. Any resemblance to those games is completely intentional. Kyle Tam does not own the rights to those games but sure wishes she does.