I poured 10000 bowls of Oatmeal [1]. They all were all different but looked the same to me. But then one of them killed my father. As I gazed onto the blurry cloud of bowls in grief, differences started to emerge. Neither the bowls nor the oats were as similar as I had once thought. Maybe if I observe and describe the bowls of oatmeal I can find the bowl of oatmeal that killed my father.

(Help me fill the list of suspects by filling this form)

1. This one has a red bowl.

2. This one has a blue bowl.

3. This one has an unnervingly dark blue bowl.

4. This one has a smaller bowl.

5. This one has a bigger bowl.

6. This one has a little bowl inside the bigger bowl.

7. This one holds a community of oats that discuss whether or not the previous bowl of oatmeal should be considered one or two bowls.

8. This bowl is also blue, and it has a sticker pack and a note in it instead of oats. The note reads: "You can use stickers in this sticker pack to differentiate between bowls of oats that otherwise look identical. - Mysterious Bowlnifactor". I count the stickers, there are twenty of them, numbers from 1 to 5 in 4 different colors. I stick a "Red 2" onto this bowl to differentiate it from the previous blue bowl.

9. This bowl has honey in it in addition to oatmeal, YUM.

10. This bowl only has honey in it kinda overwhelming TBH.

11. This is my hat, I poured oatmeal in it by mistake.

12. I remove my hat which turns out to be a bowl. I must have swapped them by mistake. It was on my head. Does this make me an oat?

13. This bowl of oatmeal has a monocle. Quite enthralling if you'd enquire my humble thoughterings.

14. This bowl of oatmeal is also also blue. I put a "Yellow 5" sticker on it.

15. This bowl of oatmeal has a rental bowl. Rental: Lose 3 dollars at the end of the meal. This is not a Balatro collab but if localthunk wishes so it can be.

16. This bowl of oatmeal has a sponsored ad. I skip it wishing it had nothing to do with the murder of my father.

17. This bowl of oatmeal is yellow.

18. This oat of bowlmeal is blue.

19. This of bowl mealoat blue is.

20. This bowl of oatmeal is just is.

21. This bowl of oatmeal isn't quite. How strange!

22. This bwol of oatmeal has a spelling mistake.

23. This bowl of oatmeal is part of "the Pact of 17," a secretive collective of oatmeal that works towards a higher intention. This one is known to be "the Funny One" among the pack.

24. This bowl of oatmeal can't be explained by a single sentence. I put a "Green 2" sticker on it.

25. This bowl of oatmeal awakens a feeling of compassion inside of me.

26. This owl of oatmeal has wings.

27. This bowl of oat eel is slimy.

28. This bowl of oatmeal is also blue. I put a "Red 1" sticker on it.

29. This bowl of oatmeal has a riddle inside it. Sadly, I don't have time for it because of the roaring flame of revenge inside of me.

30. This bowl of oatmeal is a criminal sketch artist. They quickly scribble what the murderer might look like. Sadly, they just sketch a bowl.

31. Bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl... I got distracted. Was it just a coincidence or because of a property of this oatmeal? I might never know...

32. This bowl is empty but if you press your ear against it, you can hear the sound of an ocean.

33. Very similar but this one let's you hear sounds of baroque recorders. Did you know that was a thing? 

34. This bowl is one bowl to rule them all. I feel a strong temptation to eat from it. But it must wait until I avenge my father.

35. This bowl wants to join my quest to find the murderer of my father. I accept their offer. It is also blue. I stick a "Green 2" sticker to it.

36. This bowl is the SUPERBOWL. I fail to understand why Americans value it so much and move on.

37. This bowl is also SUPERBOWL but during the Kendrick Lamar halftime performance. How peculiar it seems that some bowls are the same bowls with other bowls but just from a different point of time. I wonder if this new information would make the search for the murderer harder or easier.

38. This bowl is blue. IT ALSO HAS A "Red 2" STICKER ON IT. Is this the future version of the first blue bowl I ever found? I hastily go and grab the previous bowl, spilling some oats in the process. Then I stick an additional sticker on it "Red 3". To my utter amazement the "Red 3" also appears on the other bowl. I am amazed by the temporal anomaly displayed by the bowls of oatmeal. Funny, I thought they were uninteresting at first.

39. This bowl is pink but not in a girly way.

40. This bowl is also pink and it was clearly marketed towards little girls.

41. This one has wheels on it similar to a monster truck. How peculiar.

42. This one is also blue. I put a sticker on it, a "Purple 1"

43. This one is an antique bowl I shouldn't have poured oatmeal in it.

44. This bowl carries historical significance.

45. This bowl carries personal significance.

46. This bowlowb is a palindrome.

47. This bowl is made by carving a bowling ball in half

48. Oats in this bowl resemble the Mandelbrot set.

49. Oats in this bowl resemble my parents fighting. One of them is dead now.

50. This bowl of oatmeal is part of "the Pact of 17," a secretive collective of oatmeal that works towards a higher intention. This one is known to be "the Smart One" among the pack.

51. This bowl has the word ‘avena’ written on it in tiny letters. This bowl was documented by Kokuma.

52. This bowl is a bit shallow and wide.

53. This bowl is tall and narrow.

54. This bowl is tall and tilted to its side.

55. This bowl is also tilted but then it becomes straight again, following an S shape.

56. This bowl has 2 holes on top of it instead of 1.

57. This bowl hosts a tiny topology mathematician and they criticise me for considering the previous "bowl" a bowl. Though I stand my ground, anything I can pour oat into is a bowl in my own book. The tiny topology mathematician will remember this interaction.

58. This bowl has a spiral form.

59. This bowl is also an ancient Chinese lock box. Thus it is a bit impractical. I shouldn't have bought it. I can't return it now because I've already poured oat in it.

60. If you gaze into this bowl it gazes you back. How Nietzschean!

61. If you shout at this bowl it echoes back to you, which is weird considering its small size.

62. This bowl is bigger on the inside than outside. Despite this, it doesn't echo.

63. This bowl is smaller on the inside than the outside. How impractical.

64. This bowl insulates heat, so that your oat can preserve its initial temperature, whatever that might be.

65. This bowl is pretty regular, but it was a bit expensive, so I remember it by the slight discomfort I felt while buying it. 

66. This bowl was quite cheap, and the next bowl came as a gift when I purchased it.

67. I didn't pay for this bowl.

68. This bowl is a DIY homemade bowl that I constructed following advice on reddit.

69. This bowl is also DIY but not as sturdy, because it turns out that at the time I was making it, r/DIYoatmealbowl was going through a hostile takeover by users from bowl 4chan (or bowlchan for short).

70. This bowl has a meme on top of it. The meme is very special to me but it is hard to explain it through text.

71. This bowl also has a meme, it's that meme where a stick figure jumps and says "it's something" with a stoic facial expression.

72. This bowl has a face of agony etched on it, not unlike that King Crimson album cover.

73. This bowl was a gift from spell checkers' associations, it came with a note urging me to use their tools. I refused at first but then agreed to occasionally check my spelling. (last check at 105 bowls)

74. If I hadn't already poured oat in this bowl an argument could have been made suggesting that this bowl is not a bowl. But such an argument would be useless now that I've poured oat in it.

75. This bowl has a clock in it, reminding me the passage of time as I'm documenting the bowls.

76. This bowl has an image of oats. The oats are travelling. It is decorated with rings of granite and menaces with spikes of bone. All craftsmanship is of best quality. This bowl was documented by Urist.

Following 3 Bowls were documented by Sam:

77. This bowl is actually a mug.

78. This bowl is perfect, symmetrical all around. So beautiful, you avert your eyes before eating it.

79. This bowl is imperfect, it makes no damn sense, but still compels you.

80. This bowl is in the shape of a scallop shell. When the sunlight hits just right, the oats have an iridescent shimmer. You smell a faint hint of sea foam and ocean breeze. This bowl was documented by @eclogiter.

81. It was slightly overcooked in a brown bowl with a chip in the handle. This bowl was documented by Oatoaf_3.

82. The bowl's contents looked just like normal oats, although they were nothing but normal. They spoke of the retribution and the great revenge they would enact. This bowl was documented by Alya.

The following 6 bowls were documented by DB:

83. This bowl confesses to killing the idea of fatherhood but claims to have never harmed an actual father.

84. This bowl and its contents are sepia tone.

85. This bowl and its contents are grayscale.

86. This bowl is more of a deep plate.

87. This bowl has a label next to it that says it's on loan from the National Museum of Grains and Cereals.

88. This bowl carries both historical and personal significance.

89. This bowl of oatmeal is made with 3 parts oats, 1 part cornmeal, and 1 part bulgur wheat, seasoned with cinnamon, chopped walnuts, and golden raisins. This bowl was documented by Adam F.

90. This is a bowl of instant oatmeal, made with fresh coffee instead of hot water. This bowl was also documented by Adam F.

91. This bowl of is actually porridge. This bowl was documented by jhcet.

92. A cold bowl of oatmeal. This bowl was documented by an anonymous investigator.

The following 5 bowls  were documented by Doug:

93. This bowl is convex. 

94. This bowl contains a meal for oats. 

95. This bowl is a hyperbolic paraboloid with no local minima meaning it is technically not a bowl, plus the oatmeal keeps sliding off. 

96. This bowl extends to infinity so accessing the oats poses a problem. 

97. This bowl is many orders of magnitude wider than tall which makes eating the relatively paltry amount of oatmeal difficult at best.

98. This bowl contains dry oats that, upon further inspection, aren't actually oats at all, but tiny documents describing all 10000 bowls of oatmeal. However, the text is much too tiny to read. This bowl was documented by itself.

The following 6 bowls were documented by kodi:

99. This bowl of oatmeal was left to thicken until it was completely unappetizing while I tended to an emergency.

100. This bowl of oatmeal was accidentally seasoned with salt in place of sugar.

101. This bowl of oatmeal was made with one packet of instant brown sugar and maple oatmeal and a second packet of apple and cinnamon oatmeal.

102. This bowl of oatmeal helped me recover from a powerful hangover, although it's possible the ibuprofen was the main remedy. 

103. This bowl of oatmeal was stranded on a desert island and, sadly, picked five albums that got really repetitive after a few listens. 

104. This bowl of oatmeal was stolen from a kobold.

105. This bowl of oatmeal smells strange, but it doesn’t actually smell bad, it’s just something I am not used to. Makes me wonder how many other scents on this earth I have yet to discover. This bowl was documented by Alessandro M.

106. The 106th bowl is very very sad. It claims that their friend witnessed the murder but was shattered into fragments by the murderer, so they won't talk. 106th bowl holds onto a fragment of their friend, " the witness." 106th bowl doesn't know how many fragments there are or their locations. But my intuition tells me that if we document enough bowls we might come across other fragments of the witness and reconstruct it. (Witness fragments found: 1)

107. The bowl is white and glossy, without any print or decoration. The dry rolled oat groats in it are piled deeper one side. This bowl was documented by Groat Enjoyer.

108. SirCrusade wrote "127" about this bowl. Looking at the bowl I can only agree.

The following 3 bowls were documented by Green Guy:

109. The oatmeal was invisible. It was in a blue bowl but you could only see the bowl. I know it was there because I could sense it in my mind's eye.

110. The oatmeal was mixed in with various sodas such as Dr. Pepper and Pepsi and 7up. It looked absolutely disgusting. Probably the m worst oatmeal I've ever seen.

111. The oatmeal was beige and mushy.

The following 11 bowls were documented by Headfull of Eyeballs:

112. Smells funny, bowl is cracked.

113. Yellow bowl, singular blueberry on the right side

114. This one's empty, but there's a key at the bottom of it.

115. I unironically can't identify what the hell is in this one, but it smells like death and makes a horrid grinding sound.

116. he oatmeal in this bowl is blood red, but it tastes normal.

117. This blue bowl is covered in Grey 9 stickers, even the oats are papered with the same god damn stickers.

118. This green pinstriped bowl has a piece of plutonium in it.

119. I don't want to talk about what i found in this bowl.

120. This is only half of a bowl, but it vibrates with purpose. maybe if we find the other half, it'll tell us something.

121. This is a commemorative bowl from the 1993 baby punching contest- the oats are store-bought though.

122. These oats are probably rotten, but they smell really good.

123. This bowl of oatmeal is part of "the Pact of 17," a secretive collective of oatmeal that works towards a higher intention. This one is the pack's treasurer. This bowl was documented by scumbody.

124. This bowl of Oatmeal contains a cat named Oatmeal that eats a meal. This bowl was documented by snowpardux.

125. Strangely comforting. Like the smell of flowers on a warm spring day or the hug of your favorite jacket in the winter. Not overwhelming but puts a smile on the face. This bowl was documented by Fjord.

126. This is picture of a bowl sent by aniseako to me on a sunday morning. It has bananas in it.

Following 4 bowls were documented by peniz:

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128. "I am oatmeal, oatmeal art I. Oatmeal hast birthed a bond clad in the heart's strength."

129. "The oatmeal is ruined, I ruined it, just like I ruin everything. that oatmeal is like my life, I do everything wrong, I start a bunch of things and never finish anything, nobody loves me."

130. That oatmeal has oats that are made from bowls and bowl that is made from oat.

131. This bowl is Japanese. This bowl was documented by good boy.

132. There is a strand of hair in these oatmeal. This bowl was documented by even better boy.

133. This bowl sides with fascists. This bowl was documented by good boy.

134. This bowl of oat is colorless (not even gray). This bowl was documented by good boy.

135. This bowl attempted to save your father, but failed :( This bowl was documented by yusufmet.

136. Bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl bowl. This is a valid sentence in the english language.

The following two bowls (?) were documented by fume:

137. This bowl was shattered while being documented 

138. From the remnants of the previous bowl, two new bowls of oatmeal were made. Do they count as one or two bowls? 

139. This bowl contains a little guy in it, said little guy is currently chewing on a shard of the witness- but he won't let go of it. How can we get it out of his mouth? This bowl was documented by Gruffle.

The following 4 bowls were documented by Kodi:

140. This bowl of oatmeal is suspended in the moment between when you accidentally dropped your spoon into it and the moment when you find out if it splashed into your face.

141. This ceramic bowl of oatmeal was microwaved, and just before the microwave beep it emitted a loud popping sound. It's definitely cracked, but maybe it will hold together long enough to finish eating the oatmeal?

142. This bowl was made by mixing clear epoxy into the bottom of a 3/4 empty cylinder of oatmeal, cutting away the cardboard after the epoxy set, and turning it on a lathe to form a bowl.

143. This bowl of oatmeal hopes to meet Christopher Reeve someday; like almost all bowls of oatmeal, it does not know that Christopher Reeve has died.

Following 7 bowls were documented by johnbadger.

144. This bowl of oatmeal was eaten by someone they thought was a friend.

145. This bowl of oatmeal celebrates Christmas alone.

146. This bowl of oatmeal is upside down and slowly dripping down the table.

147. I am in love with this bowl of oatmeal.

148. This bowl of oatmeal is all over the local news.

149. No bowl of oatmeal is quite like this one, not even the fancier looking ones or the old sturdy ones.

150. This bowl of oatmeal looks like it should take a break.

9850 bowls remains to be documented. One of them KILLED MY FATHER. Can you help me find it by submitting your own observations of the Bowls of Oatmeal?