Do we live in a Busty World? Since the inception of the artificial tata, I think the answer is an easy yes, but honestly? The world was full of big naturals even long before silicone came along. You just had to know where to find them. In this day and age, with access to the internet, finding those giant jugs is easy as hell. In fact, this next website is a fucking paradise of flesh pillows, both real and synthetic, attached to some of the sexiest pornstars ever to walk the earth and get boned on camera.

When I talk about Divine Breasts, I’m speaking of truly heaven-sent giant jugs, holy overinflated mammaries and massive racks that are gifts from God. To tell you the truth, I was never much of a churchgoer, but maybe that’s because none of the local Jesus shops are extolling the virtues of extreme boobs, sexy fat chicks and the sacred glory of lactation on film.

OMG BIG BOOBS! Sorry, I didn’t mean to scream at you like that, but I sometimes get a little bit excited. Other times, I get a lot excited, like when I saw the size of the boobies bouncing around on this next website. Just about every porn site does at least some bragging about the size of their models’ gazongas, but this showcase of flesh mountains puts them all to shame.

My love for Big Naturals is pretty well known. Visitors to ThePornDude.com regularly read my obsessive raves about giant-jugged pornstars and well-endowed amateurs, and the busty girls in my town all know me as the weirdo with the staring problem and conspicuous tent pants. To tell you the truth, though, those local babes haven’t seen me in a while and I’ve even been slacking on my porn reviewing duties. Why? Well, I guess I’ve just been too goddamn distracted lately.

What’s in the Pinup Files? It’s an innocent enough question, but how would you answer it if your mom asked? Pinups were invented a long fucking time ago, so they’ve been around your whole life unless you’re the most ancient motherfucker ever to visit ThePornDude. In all that time, it hasn’t changed all that much. We may be gawking at pinups online instead of in the pages of nudie rags hidden under your dad’s mattress, but the content is largely the same. It’s just in higher resolution.

What’s NFBusty all about? Well, I just spent a few hours trying to decipher what the NF part stands for and I’m afraid I still ain’t exactly sure. Part of the problem was the high-quality big-boob porno distracting me from my mission to unravel the acronym. How am I supposed to learn anything when there’s so much to jack off to? That’s actually why I failed math class, but fortunately, there’s no pop quiz after I pop jizz.

Who wants to visit Big Tits Tokyo? Asian pornography is widely known and appreciated for certain features, like giggly submissive girls, cosplay, extreme depravity and censorship, but massive, oversized racks aren’t really one of the expected perks. Maybe it’s an inaccurate stereotype, or perhaps it’s just a consequence of diet and genetics. Fans of monster jugs often gravitate toward Latina or Ebony porn, or just whip their dicks out to all the White video whores with big, bouncing surgical enhancements.But what’s a horny motherfucker to do if he’s got an aching case of yellow fever and a deep appreciation for oversized fun bags? You could sign up for some random Asian sites and hope a few of the vids meet your bra-size requirements, or sign up for a big tits paysite and hope they’ve got a few Asians. Alternately, you can put on your smart guy hat and check out what BigTitsTokyo.com has got on the menu. Fuck, my dudes, it purports to do exactly what it says on the tin: this is premium JAV with the biggest-tittied sluts in Japan.

DDFBusty calls their site a Big Titty Wonderland, which sounds like my kind of place. Big boobies are a perennial best-seller in the world of porn, as dudes are just hardwired to appreciate these big, soft indicators of ripeness and fertility. Cavemen loved ‘em, and so will the futuristic superhumans of tomorrow. If you aren’t a titty man yet, maybe the world-class melons in this premium porn paradise will make you a believer.

What’s up, you little freak!? Still trying to find the next best thing to get off to, huh? Don’t worry; Uncle PornDude’s got you. Today, we’re gonna be enjoying the simple pleasures of pretty sluts playing with their pussy! That’s right! There are millions of videos of sluts out there just waiting for you to masturbate to them masturbating! Sure, it’s not as exciting as some of the hardcore BDSM-level stuff some of us are used to… but isn’t it nice not to look at your cock in disgust once in a while?

When it comes to cumming, the face is one of my favorite options. There are a million reasons for this, but I think what guys genuinely love is how demeaning it is. If a bitch lets you cum on her face, it's evidence that she would do anything for you. Plus, it gives us a great view of our work. The more of her face I leave painted, the more pride I feel.

As the age of top-notch free porn tubes comes to an end, porn sites are finding new ways to monetize their sites. However, some of these techniques aren't new at all. They are the same old techniques used when porn first started taking over the internet. AKA the moment it was created and modified for commercial and private use.

As I loaded up XX-Cel this morning, I thought I would be whacking off to a porn site about spreadsheets. Office scenarios aren’t too uncommon in the world of premium smut, but this turned out to be another niche entirely. The name isn’t a pun on Microsoft Excel; it’s a play on XXL, a reference to the size of the big, natural tatas you’ll find within. But, of course, XXL may also be a reference to how my cock engorges at the very thought of these well-endowed beauties because I just pulled up the front page, and the thing’s already trying to fight its way out of my pants.

Do you Love Her Boobs as much as I do, as much as she does, and as much as the rest of the world? Well, if you’ve got a pulse, chances are you appreciate a good titty, or better yet, a pair of them. Obviously, I talk about big ol’ jugs a lot around here because my name is The Porn Dude, and this business is more open about our love of breasts than anyone else. (Make no mistake, though, they love sizable tatas in every industry, from fast food to daycare to multi-national beverage conglomerates. So if you’ve got the boobies, maybe you can have the job!)

If you can't give your whore girlfriend the satisfaction she deserves because you have a tiny cock, chances are she will try to find it elsewhere. There are a few reasons your girl would bring a handsome stranger home to ride and arch for them in front of you. Either you moron fucking cheated on her with your busty neighbour, who she is always jealous about, or you are a sissy partner, and you never make her tremble to your perversions, and she wants you to at least learn something new and pick up something.