The link between Age and Beauty has been explored in pornography since the very invention of the stuff. Typically, we see ripe young 18+ babes presented as the pinnacle of female sexuality, which makes evolutionary sense: they’ve reached peak child-bearing maturity, and we’re hardwired with an instinct to breed with them. On their other hand, older women may not be as fertile but often have sexual tricks up their sleeves the younger babes still need to practice. Cougar fans know this all too well, seeking out dirty movies with the hottest older chicks who haven’t been too ravaged by age.

Mature 4K! In the world of porn, we’re often overwhelmed with sluts aged between 18 and 21 who dominate various niches ranging from bratty 18+ teen stepsisters corrupting their new stepdad into sliding their cocks into their ass to interracial gangbangs that she’s undertaken to get revenge on her boyfriend after an argument.

I wonder how many parents have pulled up OldNanny.com, looking for a nice, sexless older woman to come look after the offspring during the day. The elderly bitches on the front page look almost grandmotherly, what with the gray hair, wrinkles, and whatnot. The thing is, I don’t remember seeing grandma with her big tits out when she used to serve me cookies. These women look more like the creampie sort, if you want to talk sweets.

OldGoesYoung! As dudes get older, they start wondering what they’re going to do with themselves after they retire. Some will pick up a hobby like woodworking, devoting hours, days, and ultimately years to perfecting a craft. Others will simply grow fatter and drunker while watching TV on the couch. Thanks to Viagra, plenty of old fogies these days will spend their golden years smashing much younger 18+ sluts. Those are the kind of elderly studs you’ll find hammering away at OldGoesYoung.

We lost Granny a few years ago, and while I still miss the hell out of her, I’m glad to have all the fond memories. I think back on all the time she spent giving me baths, letting me stroke her kitty, and giving me a lot of cooking lessons where we got pretty messy in the kitchen. She’s the reason I know how to make a creampie so well. Maybe I had a different kind of grandma than the rest of you guys, but I think the old ladies at GrandMams would have gotten along with my granny.

Grand Dadz! A couple of decades ago, a lot of old dudes just kind of aged out of the sexual marketplace. At a certain point, their dicks just didn’t work anymore. Boner pills like Viagra and Cialis have changed all that. Giving back grandpa his ability to fuck is great and all, but there are a lot more horny elderly dudes than ever before. Not only are they stroking out while getting laid at the nursing home, but they keep popping up in hardcore porno movies. Have you seen GrandDadz yet?

Oldje, aka old young porn videos! Age is a hell of a thing. Sure, you get wiser and more experienced, but your nuts start to sag, and your belly gets fat. That usually means your sex appeal fades as you get wrinkly, and your dreams of fucking (+18)teen sluts go right out the window. Fortunately, old dudes can still score some prime poon if they play their cards right, or at least that’s the impression I get from Oldje.

What’s up, you little freak!? Still trying to find the next best thing to get off to, huh? Don’t worry; Uncle PornDude’s got you. Today, we’re gonna be enjoying the simple pleasures of pretty sluts playing with their pussy! That’s right! There are millions of videos of sluts out there just waiting for you to masturbate to them masturbating! Sure, it’s not as exciting as some of the hardcore BDSM-level stuff some of us are used to… but isn’t it nice not to look at your cock in disgust once in a while?

When it comes to cumming, the face is one of my favorite options. There are a million reasons for this, but I think what guys genuinely love is how demeaning it is. If a bitch lets you cum on her face, it's evidence that she would do anything for you. Plus, it gives us a great view of our work. The more of her face I leave painted, the more pride I feel.

As the age of top-notch free porn tubes comes to an end, porn sites are finding new ways to monetize their sites. However, some of these techniques aren't new at all. They are the same old techniques used when porn first started taking over the internet. AKA the moment it was created and modified for commercial and private use.

Have you ever been GILFed? It’s admittedly not every man’s fantasy to bang an old bag, but then again, maybe you’ve never seen the kind of GILFs I’m going to be shaking my dick at today. The Grannies I’d Love to Fuck are older, well-aged women with decades of sexual experience, the kind of thing that can never be faked by even the most talented teen nymphette. It's also impossible to deny the inherent hotness of intergenerational hookups, with mature babes teaching younger men and women the ropes. Your grandma may have taught you to make an apple pie, but these ones will give you lessons on creampies.

I know I review a lot of ridiculous websites with silly names and even sillier premises, but this one easily takes the cake. It’s been a while since a website really put a smile on my face with originality and a quirky backstory. NotMyGrandpa is one of those websites that really catches me off guard and has me breaking out in chuckles. It’s a website that specializes in delivering a ton of, well, grandpa porn to your computer, but not in the way you might be expecting. It’s actually a good thing. I swear. Stick around; it actually gets a lot better than the name might imply.

Does the thought of fucking grannies give you a raging hard-on? Listen, bro, I’m not going to judge you, so you don’t need to be shy. Hell, sometimes there is nothing better than plowing the absolute fuck out of an aged pussy. They know how to suck and ride a dick, too, i.e., if they are not already handicapped with bad hips, knees, and all those excuses they use for not wanting to get some dick.

I had a real Perv Nana growing up. Holidays were weird, to say the least. We’d all gather around the dinner table for a big meal, and every year she’d have a young new boy toy who was clearly there for something more than just the stuffing—or just the stuffing, depending on how you look at it. There was always a race to cram the cranberry sauce into our faces and then get the fuck out of there before we had to hear nana getting her face crammed with something else entirely. Let’s call it the family recipe.

If you can't give your whore girlfriend the satisfaction she deserves because you have a tiny cock, chances are she will try to find it elsewhere. There are a few reasons your girl would bring a handsome stranger home to ride and arch for them in front of you. Either you moron fucking cheated on her with your busty neighbour, who she is always jealous about, or you are a sissy partner, and you never make her tremble to your perversions, and she wants you to at least learn something new and pick up something.