Interracial Pass sounds like something you might get from a really open-minded wife who didn’t mind if you got a little action on the side, provided you’re doing your part to fight the stigma of racism. Too bad for all the virgins and sad sacks stuck in unhappy marriages, I guess. It isn’t all bad, though, because there’s another kind of interracial pass that’s a lot more accessible to the average pervert with a few extra bucks in his wallet.

With a name like PrivateBlack, you already know they aren’t selling the usual low-grade interracial smut you find on the free tubes and tenth-tier paysites out there. The title itself implies some high-end shit, reserved for only a select group of perverts. This is a private reserve of black-on-white smut, brought you to by the folks at Private. I’ve reviewed Private here at ThePornDude and liked what I saw, which made me even more eager to see what they were doing with their BBC brand.

BBC Paradise! What’s your idea of heaven? Is it a Hallmark Special where you reunite with your dog that got run over and your grandpa who had a stroke, only now he’s no longer a deranged alcoholic? Or is it something a little more sensual, like a Fiddler’s Green of tight, moist holes getting plunged deep by massive black dicks? That’s a little more my speed, and exactly what they’re peddling over at BBC Paradise.

Dark X! I’ve been spending a lot of time watching interracial porno lately. I like the way it helps different people cum together in a way that would have been utterly scandalous a century ago, further advancing the idea that men and women of all races were created equal and should all have dirty sex together. I also like the way those massive BBCs stretch out those tight little white twats. Incidentally, that’s exactly the kind of action you’ll find at DarkX.

BlackedRaw! According to Urban Dictionary, getting blacked is “when a white-bread female raised in a middle- or upper- class home gets tricked by a smooth-talking brotha into being a black dude’s girlfriend and sex partner.” Okay, now that we’ve got that cleared up, what’s it mean to get Blacked Raw?

Black Ambush, aka BBC Surprise! You ever order lunch, and when it gets here, your sandwich is way too fucking big? Some folks would opt to share that party sub with their friends, but any of the girls at Black Ambush would probably try to fit the entire bad boy down her throat at once. Make sure you order that on rye bread, because they like it hard and black!

When I first heard the name BlacksOnBlondes, I envisioned a roundtable discussion of black porn studs talking about the blonde female talent they’ve worked with; Inside the Actors Studio where all the actors are packing BBC. Maybe that’s a little too highfalutin and intellectual, because the actual site is a whole lot better: it’s a premium site full of black dudes banging white chicks.

Exotic 4K lets you know right in the title that they’ve got a little something more than the usual vanilla flavors you find on your typical paysite. Not that I have anything sexy white girls, who made their way into my masturbatory fantasies at least a dozen times this morning. Still, sometimes you get a craving for something different. Call it Asian fever, jungle fever, or whatever the fuck you want, but the symptoms include blue balls and an unquenchable thirst for dark skin and pink pussies. The only known cure is the type of porn we’re going to be shaking our dicks at today.

BBCSurprise has one of those titles that either sounds wholesome or absolutely filthy, depending on what kind of person you are. If you’re not a pervert, you might assume that BBC in the name refers to the British Broadcasting Corporation, in which case you might expect a hidden camera prank show a la Just For Laughs. Since you’re reading this at ThePornDude, I’m guessing you already know what this BBC is actually referring to, and it’s a whole different type of surprise than a SFW practical joke.

I’ve been watching a lot of TikTok lately, and I think it gives a pretty skewed view of what teens love. Watching those mini videos, you’d think all they’re into is lip-syncing, viral dances, and the weakest pranks the world has ever seen. The movies at Teens Love Black Cocks give a more intimate look at their most primal, lusty desires. Specifically, I’m talking about all the premium interracial teen porn they’re putting out.

What’s so extra about DFXtra? Well, the title could be referencing the massive stash of interracial porno films, the vast array of different takes on the format, or maybe just the bonus amount of cock meat you get when you’re dealing in BBC. That’s Big Black Cock, for those of you who may be on the internet for the first time. Honestly, there’s a lot that could be considered extra compared to your typical porn site, which is why I wanted a closer look for myself.

Is Raw White Meat safe to eat? I might have been jacking off back in health class and getting blowjobs in home ec, but one thing I do remember is that you ain’t supposed to consume chicken without first heating it to a safe temperature in order to kill any lingering bacteria and pathogens. Salmonella and E. coli can fuck you right the fuck up, but fortunately, the succulent flesh we’ll be sampling today doesn’t carry the same risks—and it already comes hot as hell!

What’s up, you little freak!? Still trying to find the next best thing to get off to, huh? Don’t worry; Uncle PornDude’s got you. Today, we’re gonna be enjoying the simple pleasures of pretty sluts playing with their pussy! That’s right! There are millions of videos of sluts out there just waiting for you to masturbate to them masturbating! Sure, it’s not as exciting as some of the hardcore BDSM-level stuff some of us are used to… but isn’t it nice not to look at your cock in disgust once in a while?

When it comes to cumming, the face is one of my favorite options. There are a million reasons for this, but I think what guys genuinely love is how demeaning it is. If a bitch lets you cum on her face, it's evidence that she would do anything for you. Plus, it gives us a great view of our work. The more of her face I leave painted, the more pride I feel.

Mom 4K sounds a little bit like a fun run for mamas, a couple miles and a half of heart-pounding cardio with perhaps a charity angle thrown in. Of course, I’m not in the business of reviewing wholesome activities, so you already know this ain’t going to be a SFW excursion. Nah, when I talk about moms here at ThePornDude, they’re typically naked, horny and hot, and the MILFs of this next website are certainly no exception. These ain’t the local fatties cheering on their tykes at soccer practice, that’s for sure.

InterracialSexx, also known as Brotha Lovers, has a blurb out on their tour page saying they’re “Celebrating our 20th year as the best interracial sex site on the web!” As a guy who spends most of his waking day fap testing free tubes, sex forums and premium porn sites, I’m used to seeing that type of big-dick bragging just about everywhere. Everybody’s always claiming to be the biggest or the best at something, but in this case, the site’s longevity does speak to the quality of their content. Most adult sites burn out way sooner than that, and these guys are still going strong, with a couple hundred thousand perverts swinging by every month with their dicks out.

They say She Loves Black, and I think you know exactly what they mean by that. They aren’t talking about a girl’s preference for dark clothing or goth-girl makeup, nor is it a reference to Metallica’s ’91 classic album, though I’d bet a couple of the tatted girls know all the words to Enter Sandman. Now, while those with cleaner minds may wonder about the catchy and clever title, all you perverts catch the reference immediately: this one’s going to be about white girls who love Big Black Cock.

Monsters of Cock describes itself as “The biggest throat-clogging cock site in the world!” That’s quite a brag, either sexy as fuck or maybe a little bit intimidating, depending on who you ask. However, knowing the kind of absolute deviate you are, I’m sure you fall into the former category, and you’re probably already getting a hard-on as you think about little white chicks getting all full up on BBC. “Watch these girls cum from big cock!”

If you can't give your whore girlfriend the satisfaction she deserves because you have a tiny cock, chances are she will try to find it elsewhere. There are a few reasons your girl would bring a handsome stranger home to ride and arch for them in front of you. Either you moron fucking cheated on her with your busty neighbour, who she is always jealous about, or you are a sissy partner, and you never make her tremble to your perversions, and she wants you to at least learn something new and pick up something.

We all need Dick Drainers in our lives. I say that not only as a hardcore pornography enthusiast but also as a health and wellness advocate. You see, folks, blue balls are one of the most underdiagnosed ailments among perverts and the general public at large. The only real foolproof cure is to have your dick drained regularly. While this is a procedure you could theoretically have performed in a hospital, ideally by a really sexy nurse or three, most of you will opt for a DIY home treatment. You don’t need much in the way of medical equipment to get relief; your hand, a glob of spit, and a little bit of smut will have you draining those puppies in no time, ideally in a satisfying, explosive release. I hope you’ve got an old sock ready, too.