You'll find two ubiquitous themes on many a porn site: Teens and Moms. What is it about humanity that makes us so attracted to these forms of females? Millions of men around the world beat their meat silly to teens and moms every day of the week.

Nurture vs Nature

While I love me some teens, today we are focusing on milfs. You love them. I love them. We all fucking love them. When the nurturing spirit of a mother meets the horny hormone-laden pussy of a middle-aged woman, magic happens in my pants.

There are very few objective truths in this world, and one of them is that middle-aged women are the horniest humans on Earth besides gay dudes. It's impossible to be hornier than gay dudes, so they don't even count.

Middle-aged cunt craves cock. Preferably the cock of a young and agile man. These bitches want to be railed into oblivion. Making love is for teenagers and people with down syndrome on reality TV shows. In the real world, your best friend's mom wants you to ride her pussy like a bike with square wheels.

I was doing some traveling recently, and the only bar near my hotel was a little spot called Stones Pub. The second I walked in, I could smell the pheromones in the air. This is where recently divorced empty nester moms come to get their vulvas crushed by grad students from the local college. It was happening all around me.

Being the alpha man I am, I knew it wouldn't be long until I was approached by a thirsty bitch who looked me in the cock instead of the eye. But even I was surprised when I couldn't make it to the bar before it happened.

My Dick is Down Here, Thank You

Lisa skipped telling me her name and shaking my hand. Instead, she patted my cock and said, "so that's how big it is soft. How big is it when it's hard?" My response was quick and calculated, "Too big for you to deep throat." Needless to say, my whiskey came with a blow job garnish that night. Let's keep this secret between you and me, but I knew she would be able to deep throat my dick the whole time. That bitch could swallow a Cessna.

That's the kind of woman we are dealing with when we talk milf. They don't fuck around. I bet your mom would love to get you out of her basement so she can turn it into a sex dungeon. If you weren't down there playing Grand Theft Auto Five, eating Cheetos, and stroking your cock, she could have some real fun for once.

I'm sad to say that you fucks will never get the chance to crush some top-notch mom pussy. It's a damn shame, but don't get too down on yourself. You still have porn, after all.

If you are looking for a genuine mom fucking experience, it can be found on MomWantsCreampie. One of the many great things about fucking moms is that many are done having offspring and got their tubes tied. This means you can freely bust nuts deep inside their pussies without having to worry about consequences.

I don't know about you, but I gave up pulling out a long time ago. My bitches need to be fixed, on birth control, or have planned parenthood on speed dial. My cum refuses to land anywhere but a throat or cervix.

Before we get too deep, I must inform you that this is a paid premium porn site. Getting your tubes tied costs money, and it has to come from somewhere. Today, that somewhere is you.

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A one-month subscription is an ok option, but personally, I like to save money where I can, and that is the most expensive selection. I'd rather save a few bucks for whatever the next site I join is.

The next option is a three-month membership that goes for $59.94. That equals only $19.98 a month, which is a steal, given how hot this Mom Wants Cream Pie content is. I've paid twenty bucks for a lot less.

The last and least expensive option is a full years subscription for only $84.00. That's fucking absurd. This site is well worth seven fucking bucks a month. You'll get your bang for your buck long before the year passes. At this point, you can just think of Mom Wants Cream Pie as free.

Cum Studies

Enough number crunching. Let's talk about what we all came for: (and to) cream pieing moms. I'll start with a little title called "Stepson Won't Stop Staring at my Tits," starring Kate Dee.

Cole Church hasn't been doing well on his homework, and his stepmom Kate has volunteered to help. However, Cole is extremely apathetic to his studies and doesn't want to pay any attention. No matter what Kate does, Cole won't change his ways.

To make matters worse, Kate noticed Cole stares at her tits every chance he gets. This poor kid's balls are overflowing with cum. It's no wonder he can't focus on his studies.

That's when Kate has a fantastic idea. Perhaps if she bribes him with a view of her titties, he will actually do his homework. But even after getting a beautiful shot of her massive breasts, he still can't seem to buckle down and do his school work.

That's when Kate realizes that she will have to empty him of cum if he is ever to get his math work done. Cole doesn't argue in the least when she pulls his pants down and compliments the size of his member. Of course, her husband would produce spawn with a real hog on him.

Kate thought it would only take a few strokes, but it became clear she will have to get her mouth involved to make cole drain his load. However, after a blowing and face fucking, Cole seems no closer to blasting rope. Finally, Kate knows what she must do. It's time to move to the bedroom.

Kate hops on Coles's cock like she is about to take a rollercoaster ride. Cole doesn't know whether to focus his eyes on her tits or her ass. Both are fucking magnificent. He decides to keep his hands on her ass cheeks and eyes on her tits. Then he can swap anytime.

After passing through cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and doggy, it's finally a spread eagle fucking that gets him to sling rope deep inside of her guts. Now Cole can finally get some work done.

Wash My Back

Next up, we have "I Saw You Looking, and I Liked It," starring Armani Black. Armani loves her showers and is always careful to soap every inch of her body, paying special close attention to her tits and pussy. But once she rinsed her front, she realized that her back was just out of reach.

So she calls in her stepson Peter to lend a helping hand. At first, he is tentative and asks her not to make it weird. She doesn't, but even still, Peter gets an eyeful of her naked body and can't help but like what he sees.

When Armani is done with her shower, she comes out in a towel to confront her stepson about his staring. She tells him that she saw him looking and really liked the attention. Armani thinks they should clear the sexual tension in the room by fucking.

At first, Peter assumes this is a trap, but Armani takes his hand and presses it against her clit before sliding his fingers inside her wet snatch. I doubt anyone would think this bitch is joking now. Peter is about to become a man.

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