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BBCPie! Hungry? Well, I’m not sure I can help you exactly, because the site I’m about to review only really has one thing on the menu: a wide selection of rich and creamy BBC Pie. They don’t want any confusion about the matter, which is why they just went ahead and called the site BBCPie. We can avoid any confusion, like when I thought Amazon.com was a site about really tall bitches.

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I know a few babes who Got Filled recently, and though I’ve only just heard, I’d really love to watch. Some of them are chicks I’ve gotten to know quite intimately through my work at PornDudeCasting. Others I haven’t met in real life, though I’ve jacked off to them a time or three on my daily masturbatory rounds on the internet. Even if these women are totally new to you, as a few still are to me, they’re all so gorgeous and sexually talented that I think you’re going to find a few new favorites for your mental spank bank.

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If I mentioned Pie 4K somewhere else besides ThePornDude, you might assume it was something a lot more wholesome than it actually is. Pies aren’t inherently filthy, after all, and there’s a decent chance you’ll taste a few different ones at wholesome family gatherings this holiday season. Hell, maybe grandma will finally give you her secret recipe this year. If the link for Pie4K slid into your inbox courtesy of your sister-in-law, you’d naturally assume it was going to be an archive of high-resolution pie baking videos. After you click it, though, you’d probably have some new ideas about your brother’s wife, but don’t worry—I won’t say anything.

You'll find two ubiquitous themes on many a porn site: Teens and Moms. What is it about humanity that makes us so attracted to these forms of females? Millions of men around the world beat their meat silly to teens and moms every day of the week.

What’s up, you little freak!? Still trying to find the next best thing to get off to, huh? Don’t worry; Uncle PornDude’s got you. Today, we’re gonna be enjoying the simple pleasures of pretty sluts playing with their pussy! That’s right! There are millions of videos of sluts out there just waiting for you to masturbate to them masturbating! Sure, it’s not as exciting as some of the hardcore BDSM-level stuff some of us are used to… but isn’t it nice not to look at your cock in disgust once in a while?

When it comes to cumming, the face is one of my favorite options. There are a million reasons for this, but I think what guys genuinely love is how demeaning it is. If a bitch lets you cum on her face, it's evidence that she would do anything for you. Plus, it gives us a great view of our work. The more of her face I leave painted, the more pride I feel.

As the age of top-notch free porn tubes comes to an end, porn sites are finding new ways to monetize their sites. However, some of these techniques aren't new at all. They are the same old techniques used when porn first started taking over the internet. AKA the moment it was created and modified for commercial and private use.

Teen Pies! What’s so fucking hot about a creampie? It’s kind of weird if you think about it too hard, because that’s another dude’s sperm enhancing the appearance of a beautiful twat. It is how your life started, though, which makes me wonder how many of those Teen Pies on the website result in pregnancy. These bitches are absolutely ripe and fertile!

If you can't give your whore girlfriend the satisfaction she deserves because you have a tiny cock, chances are she will try to find it elsewhere. There are a few reasons your girl would bring a handsome stranger home to ride and arch for them in front of you. Either you moron fucking cheated on her with your busty neighbour, who she is always jealous about, or you are a sissy partner, and you never make her tremble to your perversions, and she wants you to at least learn something new and pick up something.