torbjorn made me go to the shoe store with him because his shoes are old and nasty and getting holes in them but he says hes embarrassed to go to a shoe store alone for some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason he wont even hint at why though but i’m a nice person so i go to the shoe store and Right Off The Bat torbjorn walks straight up to the guy at the counter and asks very loudly and genuinely “Got Any Shoes??” like what the ♥♥♥♥ who asks that of course they have shoes it’s a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoe store you irredeemable fool so anyway every time he’d try on a pair of shoes that didn’t fit he’d yell in anger and place a turret but he wouldnt even let anybody measure his feet to find the right size in the first place so i just sat there for probably an hour while torbjorn threw a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIT over shoes that he could have easily bought in the right size if he’d just measure his damn feet but no he wouldn’t for some reason he just refused to even try all he’d do is shout and throw sneakers around
torbjorn and i are no longer welcome at famous footwear.