Pickles von Brine
The Crown Gherkin
United States
I am Pickles, The Crown Gherkin, Son of Relish, Lord of the Brine, One of the Jar, Man of Preserves, Heir Apparent of the Refrigerator and Last of the Condiments.

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I am Pickles, The Crown Gherkin, Son of Relish, Lord of the Brine, One of the Jar, Man of Preserves, Heir Apparent of the Refrigerator and Last of the Condiments.

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Level
17
Years of Service
800 XP
Currently Online
Profile Awards  2
Badges  13
Games  365
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Screenshots  123
Reviews  4
Guides  3
Groups  6
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Comments
pqvkq35388 Aug 8, 2025 @ 5:56pm 
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Tix3n Sep 18, 2020 @ 6:15pm 
wow i love your backstory pickles XD
Pickles von Brine Jul 30, 2017 @ 4:58pm 
I have no idea what that is hjoi and I am not wait waht WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
Taw Jul 30, 2017 @ 1:14pm 
+rep met at a bar in montreal. i was drinking purified lighter fluid and he gazed into my eyes. immediately we fell in love and he took me back to his 2$ dumpster apartment so we could join in holy unity. i wanted him to put on protection but he told me that the only protection we needed was from the troops in afghanistan. i took his full length into my virgin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at once. the pain seared from my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to my hairs. we were in love and i did it for him. soon he grabbed my hair from the back and yelled out loud "I HOPE YOUR PIE IS READY BECAUSE WALUIGI'S CREAMY FILLING IS COMMING". he flooded my pie with his milky white cream. he hasn't responded to my messages ever since. please come back my love.
NavJack27 May 5, 2017 @ 7:19pm 
+rep raped me in my sleep
Pickles von Brine Apr 4, 2017 @ 6:39pm 
Thanks bud.