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E-DATING PRICES

SLEEP CALL

10 minutes = $20

30 minutes = $40

1-3 hour = $70

4-6 hours = $100

10+ hours = $300

TEXTS

good morning/night text = $5 per day

“i love you” = $5 per message

“i love you” with a chosen pet name after = $10 per message

pet names pack (regular texting with additional pet name of your choice) = $70

STATUS

putting you in my status = $35

putting you in my status with a pet name in front of your name = $50

MATCHING PFPS

10 minutes of matching pfp = $10

30 minutes of matching pfp = $25

1-2 hours of matching pfp = $50

My cat bit my penis. Do I need to seek help?

So, my 7 month old kitten bit my penis. This is not a joke and I wish it was. We got him about 5 months ago and he is a very sweet cat. However, at night he has been crawling under the covers and biting my partner and I’s feet. I didn’t think anything of this and always wear loose fitting boxers to bed. To put it simply… my horse had jumped out of the barn from shifting throughout the night and I guess my cat thought it was my toe and took a bite of it like it was an apple. There is no visible puncheon wound but I felt something and heard it make a crunching sound inside and it is hurting pretty bad to piss. This literally happened last night and it’s still hurting. Do I need to go to the doctor or can I wait this out? I really want to save the embarrassment of explaining the incident to my doctor and don’t know what to do. Thanks.

So, I argued with discord anime catwoman from our discord server. They kept sending me the spit emoji 😪 so I got really angry and called their mom a lovecraftian monster lookin ass fat ♥♥♥♥♥, they followed with various insults. We were going back and forth for some time, then I realised that I got aroused by this interaction. My penis actually hardened because I was arguing with someone over discord. That was it, I finally knew who I really am. A monster. I spent the rest of the day seeking out "opponents". At 7 PM I argued with several people all at the same time, while furiously masturbating. Finished at 9 PM. I am now kinda wondering how many argumentphiles are there on discord? Anyway, I won't stop doing this, it's my purpose, it's the only thing that makes me happy now.

How long can sperm last you?

So let's say you were stuck on a deserted island with no food. How long could you just eat ♥♥♥ and still survive? Would that make you die faster or would you actually be able to pull through off the small amount of nutrition it provides?

K-KITTEN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?? I THOUGHT WE WERE 4LIFERS!! 🤬🤬 WE WATCHED SKIBIDI TOILET TOGETHER, SAND THE SONG, DRANK GRIMACE SHAKES TOGETHER, ETC!! 🔪🔪 THIS IS NOT FUNNY!! 👿👿👿 alpha scratches you and you die W-WAIT, NO KITTEN!! I DIDNT MEAN TO! WAKE UP!! PLEASE!! NO!!!! MY OHIO LEVEL THREE GYAT ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE LIGHTSKIN STRARE KITTEN!! NOOOOOOOOO!! IM SO SORRY!!!! WAKE UP, PLEASE!! ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👿👿👿👿👿👿🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪 i-i must go... i hurt my kitten, the one i swore to protect no matter the cost. i'm so sorry kitten. daddy loves you. 🖤