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god I'm so fRicking cool.

Casual gamer who loves everything to do with Valve (except dota and related games).
tf2 is epic

I spend most of my free time talking to friends, playing video games, watching YouTube, and reading.

I do have a bad temper at times and can say some pretty mean things, but just know I don't mean it. If I offend you in a fit of anger, let me cool down and then bring it up to me later and I will apologize. I try my hardest to be a good person but sometimes I can't help it. I also rage quit sometimes.

"Hurry up, assh-le! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherf-cker!" -Big Bill Hell's Cars

"I'll kick your frickin' ass all over this god d-mn camp, you f-ck!" -Sleepaway Camp

"Eat sh-t and live, Bill." -Sleepaway Camp

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner." -Silence of the Lambs

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy." -The Shining

"Smile, you son of a b-tch!" -Jaws

"Trust is a tough thing to come by these days." -The Thing

"You know, it's Halloween... everyone's entitled to one good scare, eh?" -Halloween

"I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy!" -A Nightmare on Elm Street

"They're all gonna laugh at you!" -Carrie

"Good Ash, bad Ash. I'm the guy with the gun." -Army of Darkness

"This... is my BOOMSTICK!" -Army of Darkness

"Oh? You got a letter? I got ran over, Helen gets her hair chopped off and Julie gets a body in her trunk and you get a letter? That's balanced." -I Know What You Did Last Summer

"Welcome to prime time, b-tch!" -A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

"You'll never get credit for my research. Who's going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow." -ReAnimator

I play a fair bit of MvM. As of writing (12/16/2025), I've completed 146 total tours.
The tour count breakdown is as follows:

Two Cities: 103
Mecha Engine: 20
Gear Grinder: 23

Notable item drops:
[unknown tour, Two Cities]: Australium Black Box
Tour 32 (Two Cities): Australium Blutsauger
Tour 49 (Two Cities): Australium Rocket Launcher
Tour 64 (Two Cities): Professional Killstreak Knife Kit
Tour 68 (Two Cities): Australium Rocket Launcher
Tour 75 (Two Cities): Professional Killstreak Phlogistinator Kit
Tour 82 (Two Cities): Professional Killstreak Kunai Kit
Tour 89 (Two Cities): Professional Killstreak Sniper Rifle Kit
Tour 93 (Two Cities): Australium Wrench
Tour 98 (Two Cities): Australium Flamethrower
Tour 103 (Two Cities): Professional Killstreak Bazaar Bargain Kit

Will periodically update this with more information, though I doubt anyone actually cares.