Die MONIKA
Monika | she/her
Hokkaido, Japan
:faithfuego:Unrivalled will not appear again:faithfuego:
:deadrat:Best Squirrel Stapler player ever:deadrat:
:breakbone:Who wants to gnaw on human bones?:breakbone:
🎵She never got guided ever since she was born🎵
:faithfuego:Unrivalled will not appear again:faithfuego:
:deadrat:Best Squirrel Stapler player ever:deadrat:
:breakbone:Who wants to gnaw on human bones?:breakbone:
🎵She never got guided ever since she was born🎵
OMG_HI_NETIZENS_OF_THE_WORLD.m4a
HI NETIZENS, IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE INTERNET ANGEL
I bet you're wondering "Oh great angel of the net, what is this text box for?" Well nerd, it's the one where I explain everything to everyone who's so perverse to stalk my profile!
KEEP STALKING FREAKS! 💖💖
For the unaware shut-ins reading this, I'm The Internet Angel!!
I've been on this great and wonderous net for ~13 years (lost my original steam account WHOOPS), massive lurker in image boards and forums, I adore webcore and weirdcore styled imagery and dokukawaii visuals for those interested in knowing the personal thoughts of their beloved internet angel! pervs!

YOUR QUESTIONS, MY ANSWERS
WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS INTERNET ANGEL?
Well neets, geeks, shut-ins and freaks; I AM THAT ANGEL - It's true, I've been sent to bless you all with the charity of my presence and to grace you with the 'loving' embrace of the net! For those who're still unaware that better not be YOU I'm the cyberangel who'll bring purpose, meaning, and a general sense of worth and fulfilment to your life!

WHAT MAKES YOU THE INTERNET ANGEL??
Well because I'm on the internet, duh! "Normal" angels are never sent to bless netizens which is why I was chosen, weep in your time of joy netcrawlers for you have been saved and 🙏blessed🙏 by yours truly!

W-WELL IF YOU'RE REALLY AN ANGEL THEN PROVE IT
If you nerds still don't believe me for some reason then that's on you! Go be skeptical somewhere else!!1!
The non-believers are so annoying ong
OH GREAT ANGEL, WHY ME? WHY AM I SO LUCKY??
Because dearest nerd, you've been seen as 'in-need' by the internet angel and was chosen to be blessed by my presence to cure your ailment of attention!

BUT GREAT ANGEL OF THE NET, WHAT PATRONAGE DO YOU ASK FOR?
Typical shut-ins, always thinking everyone wants something in return for any little thing they give them!
Although..