Die MONIKA
Monika | she/her
Hokkaido, Japan
:faithfuego:Unrivalled will not appear again:faithfuego:
:deadrat:Best Squirrel Stapler player ever:deadrat:
:breakbone:Who wants to gnaw on human bones?:breakbone:
🎵She never got guided ever since she was born🎵
:faithfuego:Unrivalled will not appear again:faithfuego:
:deadrat:Best Squirrel Stapler player ever:deadrat:
:breakbone:Who wants to gnaw on human bones?:breakbone:
🎵She never got guided ever since she was born🎵
OMG_HI_NETIZENS_OF_THE_WORLD.m4a
HI NETIZENS, IT'S EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE INTERNET ANGEL
I bet you're wondering "Oh great angel of the net, what is this text box for?" Well nerd, it's the one where I explain everything to everyone who's so perverse to stalk my profile!
KEEP STALKING FREAKS! 💖💖
For the unaware shut-ins reading this, I'm The Internet Angel!!
I've been on this great and wonderous net for ~13 years (lost my original steam account WHOOPS), massive lurker in image boards and forums, I adore webcore and weirdcore styled imagery and dokukawaii visuals for those interested in knowing the personal thoughts of their beloved internet angel! pervs!

YOUR QUESTIONS, MY ANSWERS
WHO IS THIS MYSTERIOUS INTERNET ANGEL?
Well neets, geeks, shut-ins and freaks; I AM THAT ANGEL - It's true, I've been sent to bless you all with the charity of my presence and to grace you with the 'loving' embrace of the net! For those who're still unaware that better not be YOU I'm the cyberangel who'll bring purpose, meaning, and a general sense of worth and fulfilment to your life!

WHAT MAKES YOU THE INTERNET ANGEL??
Well because I'm on the internet, duh! "Normal" angels are never sent to bless netizens which is why I was chosen, weep in your time of joy netcrawlers for you have been saved and 🙏blessed🙏 by yours truly!

W-WELL IF YOU'RE REALLY AN ANGEL THEN PROVE IT
If you nerds still don't believe me for some reason then that's on you! Go be skeptical somewhere else!!1!
The non-believers are so annoying ong
OH GREAT ANGEL, WHY ME? WHY AM I SO LUCKY??
Because dearest nerd, you've been seen as 'in-need' by the internet angel and was chosen to be blessed by my presence to cure your ailment of attention!

BUT GREAT ANGEL OF THE NET, WHAT PATRONAGE DO YOU ASK FOR?
Typical shut-ins, always thinking everyone wants something in return for any little thing they give them!
Although.. always feel free to show your support for the ascension of the internet angel! support the rising star!✨ LET ME USE SUPER/SUBSCRIPT STEAM >:C

UPDATES AND STUFF v1.1.5
This is the section I'll use for angel updates! Make sure to stay posted on your favourite netcrawler!
Patch notes:
- More words have been vomited on both text boxes!
new features:
- Added a notes section to write random ✨silly✨ stuff!
Notes
- The spring sale is too much D:
- Working on an art showcase (I don't have anything to put there lol)
WORDVOMIT.txt
Yapping
Hi hi, I like stuff, I make things sometimes!✨
" The Florisian 'Federation' have convinced themselves that WE are uncivilized, barbaric- "
🎵 Double identity, NEGLECTED GIRL! 🎵
I read House of Leaves and like arthouse stuff!:fingergun:
" If I were to enact justice, I'd offend half the world! "
🎵 I saw my grandfather in the window with a red balloon in his mouth! 🎵
My latest obsession is: :RedStar:The Pendulum Wars!:glory: UIR Fanatic!
" Nice try COG, but DESCHENKO would NEVER SURRENDER! "
🎵 Life took me coldly, who was born will understand me! 🎵
I'm working on: :secretweapon_hoi:a mod for Hearts of Iron!:gearsredomen:
" The most PIVOTAL encounter of the Pendulum Wars... Aspho Fields! "
🎵 Nobody will protect me anyways so I can only become stronger! 🎵
I adore 80s 🎞Slasher movies!🔪
" If he's stalking you... HELL is the sweetest place TO HIDE! "
🎵 TO ME YOU'RE A FIGURE IN MY BOOK OF DEATH! 🎵
I've been reading a lot recently!
' Sometimes Winston, sometimes 2 and 2 does equal 5 '
🎵 It's late enough, your bones are heavy! I'll toss and turn, hoping that you'll wait for me! 🎵
✳Synth music is a way of life!✳
" H-Hey it's Pat from the club~ We want you to DJ tonight ... Dress to KILL, see ya! "
🎵 BABY, LET'S GET ABDUCTED YOU AND ME~ 🎵
Now communing with you in multiple languages!
" We dance for the fun of it! "
🎵 Here women seek love but end up old and alone! 🎵