Gizmo34
Gizmo
American Samoa, United States
Dear Jack if you're reading this, I'm sorry that I accidentally killed your brother in a driving accident








I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I touch these sandwiches... you're gonna laugh at me, you're gonna think I'm nuts, you're gonna think I'm crazy. When I touch these sandwiches, I feel the hands of every person, whose touched it before me and after me, and I feel this jolt, of like, frigging lightning or something, from my head to the tip of my you-know-what. Sometimes, while I'm grabbing these sandwiches with my bare hands, I just can't help, but throw my head back in ecstacy and moan. So whenever I go and talk to chicks, I just...the chicks say "What do you do?" and I say "Yes I do grab sandwiches with my bare hands in a factory and. don't laugh don't laugh at me, I feel like a spirit, like an orb shoot through my body every time I grab a sandwich. You know a lot of people laugh at me, they beat me up, they give me black eyes, they broke my nose 4 times, you know, because, I just like to make sandwiches and I get bullied about it, and I get bullied for it, and they pull my underwear up and doodoo feces does fall out, because of how hard they pull. But.. Will I stop grabbing sandwiches with my bare hands and moving them down the assembly line? Absolutely freaking not, if you know what I mean. Like, no, it's just, no way. Uh, this is the only thing that brings my life joy and you can, you can beat me up, you can threaten to kill me, you can dox me, come to my house in a black SUV, I'm not gonna stop doing this. I love the people of this country, I love giving them soggy sandwiches and.. No, I'm not gonna stop.


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Dear Jack if you're reading this, I'm sorry that I accidentally killed your brother in a driving accident








I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I touch these sandwiches... you're gonna laugh at me, you're gonna think I'm nuts, you're gonna think I'm crazy. When I touch these sandwiches, I feel the hands of every person, whose touched it before me and after me, and I feel this jolt, of like, frigging lightning or something, from my head to the tip of my you-know-what. Sometimes, while I'm grabbing these sandwiches with my bare hands, I just can't help, but throw my head back in ecstacy and moan. So whenever I go and talk to chicks, I just...the chicks say "What do you do?" and I say "Yes I do grab sandwiches with my bare hands in a factory and. don't laugh don't laugh at me, I feel like a spirit, like an orb shoot through my body every time I grab a sandwich. You know a lot of people laugh at me, they beat me up, they give me black eyes, they broke my nose 4 times, you know, because, I just like to make sandwiches and I get bullied about it, and I get bullied for it, and they pull my underwear up and doodoo feces does fall out, because of how hard they pull. But.. Will I stop grabbing sandwiches with my bare hands and moving them down the assembly line? Absolutely freaking not, if you know what I mean. Like, no, it's just, no way. Uh, this is the only thing that brings my life joy and you can, you can beat me up, you can threaten to kill me, you can dox me, come to my house in a black SUV, I'm not gonna stop doing this. I love the people of this country, I love giving them soggy sandwiches and.. No, I'm not gonna stop.


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I have been using the username Gizmo for as long as I can remember. I'll sometimes change my name as a joke.

Accounts
Epic Games: Gizmo34_
Discord: Gizmo34
Nintendo Switch FC: SW-0448-0816-5012
Playstation: JDErickson2004/Crawford2123

PC I use
HP Omen with NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070
Oculus Quest 2 with Link cable for Steam VR

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I like collecting achievements. This includes playing garbage games I think are easy to 100% achievements and torturing myself to grind unfun parts of games that the devs thought would be funny to add, spending hours for one achievement just so I can show them off to people who don't care whatsoever.

I love spending my cold hard cash from my 9-5 job on Steam sales for games that I won't touch for 2-5 years or play for 5 hours then never touch again until I randomly decide I want to play it again. God bless Gabe Newell for this.

Grew up mainly on PlayStation and Nintendo before making the move to PC although I do go back to them from time to time and have even started collecting old games for them.

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Random stuff
Physical Games I own

Nintendo Entertainment System (NES):

1942
3 in 1 Super Mario Bros. + World Class Track Meet + Duck Hunt
Exodus Ultima
Metal Gear
Paperboy
RoboWarrior
The Adventures of Link II
The Goonies II

Nintendo 64:

NBA Live 99

Gameboy Advance:
Madden 2005
Pokemon Emerald
Pokemon Leaf Green

Nintendo Gamecube:

Soulcalibur II

Nintendo Wii:

Animal Crossing City Folk
Dreamworks Superstar Racing
Just Dance 2014
Just Dance 3
Mario Kart Wii
Mario Party 8
Rayman Raving Rabbids
Rockband Track Pack Volume 2
Star Wars The Clone Wars LightSaber Duels
Super Paper Mario
Super Smash Bros Brawl
The Simpsons Game
Wheel of Fortune
Wii Party
Wii Play
Wii Sports
Wii Sports Resort

Nintendo DS:

Cars
Guitar Hero World Tour
Lego Batman: The Video Game
Lego Harry Potter: Years 1-4
Lego Indiana Jones
Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
Madagascar Kartz
Mario Kart DS
Mario Party DS
Megamind The Blue Defender
Monopoly
New Super Mario Bros DS
Plants Vs Zombies
Pokemon Black Version 2
Pokemon Platinum
Pokemon Soul Silver
Pokemon White Version
Poptropica Adventures
Scribblenauts
Shrek’s Carnival Crazy Party Games
Sims 2 Pets
Sonic & Sega All Stars Racing
Sonic Classic Collection
Sonic Rush
Spongebob Truth or Square
Spongebob’s Boating Bash
Super Mario 64. DS
The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
The Simpsons Game
Touch Master
Toy Story 3
Wipeout
Wreck-it Ralph

Nintendo 3DS:

Angry Birds Trilogy
Animal Crossing New Leaf
Cars 2
Lego Batman 3 Beyond Gotham
Luigi’s Mansion Dark Moon
Mario Kart 7
New Super Mario Bros 2
Paper Mario Sticker Star
Pilot Wings Resort
Pokemon Alpha Sapphire
Pokemon Moon
Pokemon Omega Ruby
Pokemon Sun
Pokemon Ultra Moon
Pokemon X
Rayman Origins
Scribblenauts Unlimited
Scribblenauts Unmasked
Sonic Generations
Super Mario 3D Land
Super Mario Maker 3DS
Super Smash Bros for 3DS
Tomodachi Life

Nintendo Wii U:

Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival
Nintendo land
Super Smash Bros for Wii U
The Legend of Zelda Wind Waker
Zombi U



Nintendo Switch:

Animal Crossing New Horizons
Luigi’s Mansion 3
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Monopoly
New Super Mario Bros U. Deluxe
Nintendo Switch Sports
Pokemon Brilliant Diamond
Pokemon Legends Arceus
Pokemon Let’s Go Eevee
Pokemon Sword
Pokemon Violet
Risk
Rocket League
Splatoon 2
Splatoon 3
Super Mario 3D All-Stars
Super Mario Maker 2
Super Mario Odyssey
Super Mario Party
Super Mario Wonder
Super Smash Bros Ultimate
The Legends of Zelda Age of Calamity
The Legends of Zelda Breath of the Wild
The Legends of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom
Trivial Pursuit

Playstation 2:

Get On Da Mic
Nicktoons Unite

Playstation 3:

Angry Birds Trilogy
Army of Two
Assassins Creed II
Assassins Creed III
Assassins Creed IV Black Flag
Assassins Creed: Ezio Trilogy
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
Call of Duty: Black Ops
Call of Duty: Black Ops II
Call of Duty: Black Ops III
Call of Duty: Ghost
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
Disney Infinity
Disney Infinity 2.0
Dragon Ball Xenoverse
Goat Simulator
Grand Theft Auto V
Guitar Hero III Legends of Rock
Guitar Hero Live
Lego Batman: The Video Game
Lego Rockband
Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
Little Big Planet
Minecraft for the Playstation 3
NCAA Football 10
NCAA Football 11
NCAA Football 12
NCAA Football 14
Need for Speed Hot Pursuit
Plants Vs Zombies: Garden Warfare
PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale
Rachet & Clank All 4 One
Red Dead Redemption
Rockband
SSX
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
The Orange Box
Twisted Metal
Uncharted Drake's fortune


Playstation 4:

Assassin's Creed Chronicles Trilogy
Assassin's Creed Syndicate
Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare
Dragon Ball Xenoverse
Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2
Fallout 4
Fallout 76
Grand Theft Auto V
Little Big Planet 3
Minecraft Playstation 4 Edition
Minecraft Story Mode
NBA 2K20
Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare 2
Ratchet and Clank
Rayman Legends
The Escapists
Uncharted Nathan Drake Collection
Watch Dogs
Watch Dogs 2

Xbox

Xbox:

The Simpsons Hit & Run

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106 hrs on record
last played on Dec 27
Persona 4 Golden
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Comments
LegendXYandZ Dec 13 @ 12:41pm 
:steamthis:
qeudm36208 Nov 10 @ 3:29am 
🚢👩‍👩‍👧
Mayro Nov 6 @ 10:24am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Gizmo34 Oct 13 @ 9:52pm 
:CatTopHat::PoirotCane:
Silva Corpus Oct 13 @ 8:34pm 
This man is here to meet a 12 year old boy!!!!!!!!:steammocking:
NeXus Sep 18 @ 4:37pm 
YO CHAT! THIS GUY'S NUTS ARE HUGE!