Kptn Howdy
I AM RAGNAROK SHOVED UP ARMAGEDDON'S ASS
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On a scale of 1 to 10, she's an 11, and she'd give herself a 12





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Illusion: What you say matters.
Reality: What I say matters.

"On a scale of 1 to 10, she's an 11, and she'd give herself a 12."

'I don't care if you smoke ♥♥♥♥♥, but you better not smoke cigarettes' -my father

'I hope your legs crumble like you're doing 9/11 charades'

No homosexuals as they go against my beliefs.

"Running was invented in 1612 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time"

Cheese: portal 2's co-op can best be described as 'going in and out of other people's holes'

Cheese: autistic succ would probably be terrible

bruh gaming: how come theres a black lives matter but no gamer lives matter sit the ♥♥♥♥ down with your “slavery” and your “jim crow laws”
you dont know what oppression even is

Eorvek: you see
Eorvek: i have no irrational fear of homosexuals
Eorvek: i have a rational hatred of them

SparrowMech - Today at 10:46 PM
How large is it?
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: why is my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lower nose region's left side twitching
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: maybe its itching to say something
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: "you're gay, felix" is what it wants to tell you
Kptn Howdy: oh
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: holy ♥♥♥♥ it actually stopped
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: what the ♥♥♥♥

10:59 PM - house: this is a raid
10:59 PM - house: gimme all your trading cards
10:59 PM - Kptn Howdy: WHAT
10:59 PM - Kptn Howdy: I HAVE A WIFE
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: AND CHILDREN
11:00 PM - house: SHE'S ABOUT TO BE A WIDOW HOWDY
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: DON'T DO IT
11:00 PM - house: GIVE IT UP
11:00 PM - house: DON'T MAKE ME DO IT
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: I'VE GOT NO CARDS
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: I SWEAR
11:00 PM - house: I CAN SEE THE SAFE HOWDY
11:00 PM - house: I CAN SEE THE SAFE
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: NO
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: IT'S MY PORN COLLECTION
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: IT'S GOT NO CARDS
11:00 PM - house: HOWDY DONT LIE TO ME I'M GONNA SHOOT
11:02 PM - house: BANG
11:02 PM - house: BANG BANG
11:02 PM - house: BANG
11:03 PM - Kptn Howdy: ♥♥♥♥
11:03 PM - Kptn Howdy: YOU SHOT ME
11:03 PM - Kptn Howdy: THAT HURTS
11:03 PM - house: AND NOW FOR THE FINISHING MOVE
11:03 PM - house: BANG
11:04 PM - Kptn Howdy: AGH given.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, she's an 11, and she'd give herself a 12





meme machine


Illusion: What you say matters.
Reality: What I say matters.

"On a scale of 1 to 10, she's an 11, and she'd give herself a 12."

'I don't care if you smoke ♥♥♥♥♥, but you better not smoke cigarettes' -my father

'I hope your legs crumble like you're doing 9/11 charades'

No homosexuals as they go against my beliefs.

"Running was invented in 1612 by Thomas Running when he tried to walk twice at the same time"

Cheese: portal 2's co-op can best be described as 'going in and out of other people's holes'

Cheese: autistic succ would probably be terrible

bruh gaming: how come theres a black lives matter but no gamer lives matter sit the ♥♥♥♥ down with your “slavery” and your “jim crow laws”
you dont know what oppression even is

Eorvek: you see
Eorvek: i have no irrational fear of homosexuals
Eorvek: i have a rational hatred of them

SparrowMech - Today at 10:46 PM
How large is it?
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: why is my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lower nose region's left side twitching
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: maybe its itching to say something
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: "you're gay, felix" is what it wants to tell you
Kptn Howdy: oh
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: holy ♥♥♥♥ it actually stopped
жок अब រវល់ дела какая: what the ♥♥♥♥

10:59 PM - house: this is a raid
10:59 PM - house: gimme all your trading cards
10:59 PM - Kptn Howdy: WHAT
10:59 PM - Kptn Howdy: I HAVE A WIFE
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: AND CHILDREN
11:00 PM - house: SHE'S ABOUT TO BE A WIDOW HOWDY
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: DON'T DO IT
11:00 PM - house: GIVE IT UP
11:00 PM - house: DON'T MAKE ME DO IT
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: I'VE GOT NO CARDS
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: I SWEAR
11:00 PM - house: I CAN SEE THE SAFE HOWDY
11:00 PM - house: I CAN SEE THE SAFE
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: NO
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: IT'S MY PORN COLLECTION
11:00 PM - Kptn Howdy: IT'S GOT NO CARDS
11:00 PM - house: HOWDY DONT LIE TO ME I'M GONNA SHOOT
11:02 PM - house: BANG
11:02 PM - house: BANG BANG
11:02 PM - house: BANG
11:03 PM - Kptn Howdy: ♥♥♥♥
11:03 PM - Kptn Howdy: YOU SHOT ME
11:03 PM - Kptn Howdy: THAT HURTS
11:03 PM - house: AND NOW FOR THE FINISHING MOVE
11:03 PM - house: BANG
11:04 PM - Kptn Howdy: AGH given.
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Hey there! I'm usually known as Kptn Howdy, my main name, with Yugo657 as my other name, and, well, love video games!

I'm aware of how terrible that first phrase is, but I won't change it because it's a meme at this point

I'll add anyone who ain't a private profile, just don't add me for no reason. I am not interested in trading

I don't refuse friend requests, unless we have nothing in common, I'll get wary, so you should write in my comments why you added me. I don't block people unless necessary.

I speak English, with French as my main tongue and wanna someday learn a third language.

Upcoming games I'm looking forward to:
Ratatan
Crowsworn

Now for the fluff for an info box.

I like lots of music genre, but the ones I prefer the most are rock and roll, heavy metal, electronic, instrumental and orchestra.

Top 5 OST songs:
1. Kings and Queens of the Wasteland (Nuclear Throne)
2. Tragic Decision (Xenoblade Chronicles)
3. A stranger I remain (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance)
4. Slave Knight Gael (Dark Souls 3)
5. You're mine (Furi)

This one is also a great one but not in my top 5: The Way Home (Hotline Miami 2)

Top games:
inaccurate nowadays but will leave up because I'm too lazy to edit it
1. Xenoblade Chronicles
2. Patapon 1-3
3. Omori
4. Yakuza 0
5. Nier: Automata
6. Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
7. Titanfall 2's campaign
8. Danganronpa 1-V3
9. Final Fantasy 7
10. Gunvolt 1, 2 and iX

Specs

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OS: Windows 11
CPU: Ryzen 7 7800x3d
Motherboard: TUF GAMING B850-PLUS WIFI
RAM: 32GB


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𝓲𝓬𝓮𝔂 Dec 28 @ 3:15am 
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Kptn Howdy Dec 10 @ 9:21am 
sorry man she told me she preferred me to you idk what to tell you
That One Annoying Violent Autist Dec 8 @ 2:26pm 
please stop roleplaying with xXxCookiePrincessxXx, she is my 14 year old sister and shouldnt be talking to you
Batam100 Nov 9 @ 3:45pm 
The way it just teleported in my hand after seeing your profile
fakeloo Nov 7 @ 2:50am 
-rep bought us both tickets to the fnaf 2 premiere so we could goon to toy chica in the back row but then he tried to hold the tickets over my head so i couldn't reach them but he's like 5'2 and when i got them a police officer thought i was stealing from children again and then he tried to pay my bail with the movie tickets and now i have a contempt of court charge too

he also says 'gabagool' when he's 1/8 italian but tells me not to use the n word even though i'm 1/4 black
Lyz920 Nov 6 @ 12:08pm 
putt when's the last time you signed a w-4 form?