Jones
Chicago, Illinois, United States
She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers:gymBOSS::masterVan::bomberrat:


For years I have been perfecting the Do The Mario dance. I have managed to perfect the movements of a schizophrenic drunkard and perfectly sync it with music, however I have yet to discover the secret of Lou Albano's teleportation technique, I shall never complete my art if I cannot adopt his abilities. Has all of my hard work just been for nothing?

Somebody save me from the dark labyrinth I have lost myself in. It's cold, Lou Albano's voice taunts me, his words "just like that" echo constantly, he knows I have not perfected his sacred dance, I am a failure in his eyes.

God has left me unfinished.


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She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers:gymBOSS::masterVan::bomberrat:


For years I have been perfecting the Do The Mario dance. I have managed to perfect the movements of a schizophrenic drunkard and perfectly sync it with music, however I have yet to discover the secret of Lou Albano's teleportation technique, I shall never complete my art if I cannot adopt his abilities. Has all of my hard work just been for nothing?

Somebody save me from the dark labyrinth I have lost myself in. It's cold, Lou Albano's voice taunts me, his words "just like that" echo constantly, he knows I have not perfected his sacred dance, I am a failure in his eyes.

God has left me unfinished.


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Jones Jun 5, 2025 @ 8:42pm 
freaky ahhh below
RedEyedRenegade May 9, 2025 @ 9:45pm 
-rep lame
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P Oct 31, 2024 @ 8:01pm 
Hey, I noticed you were playing 7 days. Maybe I can join?
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