A friend of mine heard about my recent visit to the hospital and recommended The Handy." Isn't it about time you gave up making your own cock-sucking robot." He asked." It's time to leave it to the professionals." I'm not one to give up on my dreams, but as I applied the prescribed ointment to my chafing burns, I thought he was probably right.

So I spent the morning researching TheHandy.com. The company makes a number of high-end masturbation products that it calls "the best sex toys ever." Of course, having worked in the sex industry, I'm used to every product, service and website being presented as the most revolutionary and amazing thing ever, so I wasn't surprised by such bold bragging. However, I had heard great things about this company, and it was time to buy some new toys. It seemed like a good time to buy a new toy.

Why The Handy will revolutionize masturbation.

TheHandy's landing page has a big headline, "Sex Toys Revolutionizing Masturbation," and the bragging continues. They go on to claim that it "comes with a guaranteed mind-blowing orgasm," suggesting that this is a reference to their two-week no-questions-asked return policy, which is a real rarity in the sex toy world.

Most of these companies, from high-end sex dolls to cheaper ones like Tenga, have a return policy that requires the product to be new and unused, but The Handy states that everything but the sleeve must be returned with the box. It says, "This product will probably be used in future demonstrations and should be functional. Just don't stick your dick in the demo. You will still have to pay for shipping and handling, as well as customs and clearance fees, which for an American would be about $25.

Why it's so expensive - TheHandy.com is still a trailblazer among American retailers, so for now it's operating in Oslo. That means if you're a Yankee, you'll have to wait 12 days to get your gadget. We know this will be an unbeatable price for those who want to splurge on something while the wife is away for the weekend. Some countries like Russia, Brazil and Malaysia do not currently have shipping, so check the FAQ if you live in another country.

I couldn't resist clicking on the link to TheHandy community on Reddit at the bottom of the screen. Usually when you check these corporate sex sab Reddits, they are often fucking ghost towns with a few uncommented posts from the company that created the sab. Here you have an active international online community of thousands of users. If you're willing to pay $60 for an expensive masturbation device, that's fine. If something goes wrong or you can't get it to work right, you can always ask these pervs.

Let's talk about automatic dickI love the feeling of having the Kiiroo gadget girth all over my dick, even if it is a little more expensive; Lovense has a device similar to the Kiiroo that usually retails for around $2,000, but I recently saw it on sale for $99. (Be sure to read our reviews of these two companies before you buy an expensive masturbator).

In the end, for most people it's a worthy investment and a great decision because these things are really subjective, one person's wet dream is another person's infernal nightmare of an insanely horny machine One of the most appealing things about TheHandy.com is the money-back guarantee I mentioned. Normally, if you try a self-prep and decide it's not right for you, you're out of luck, but here you're given real leeway to try it.

My recommendation about TheHandy.com - go to TheHandy.com, read the promotional article, watch the short video, and check out the user reviews on the site - there are one and two star reviews, so I don't think they're censoring themselves - I think they're just trying to make sure they do what they talk about.