Many people have the image of porn actors as fat lazy guys who never leave their basements and are always covered in food, lube, and their own filth. That is not true. I have interests other than masturbating to porn all day long and I am always out of the house. I travel all over the world. I just got back from Thailand and this country has so much to offer. There are Asian MILFs eating cock, young Thai girls who love the smell of tourist money and cock, sexy teen hookers working for cheap.

I always tell my fellow perverts to book their airline tickets because half of you are cuckolded by wives who are offended at the mere thought of going on a world-class sex tour. Just tell them you like Thai food. Or just browse TukTukPatrol.com, a premium Asian site dedicated to beautiful sluts from the Land of Smiles, and save a few bucks now and tens of dollars in divorce settlement later.

No Thai pussy left behind.

The tagline at the top of the landing page reads "No Thai Pussy Left Behind," which is an ambitious goal. Thailand has a population of about 70 million, so there are a huge number of poonies. I am one person, so I don't need that many. Maybe half of them.

The preview page presents an impressive array of highly rated patrols. Topping the list is Unbelievable Busty Asian Twins Porn. We often see sluts pretending to be sisters in taboo porn movies, but these two MILF teens have the same face, perfect bodies, and debauched hampering skills.

Frankly, I'm already very satisfied, but TukTukPatrol wants you to know that there is more on the menu. A chubby Thai woman with blue eyes gets opened up like a whore can by two white men with huge cocks, a young Asian MILF drinks cum straight from the faucet, and two men rough up a tall woman who was trying to take a healthy walk.

The price is less than a one-way ticket to Thailand.

If you have yellow fever and spent a lot of time browsing my list of premium Asian porn sites, you already know that Asian pay sites often cost a little more than blonde porn. TukTukPatrol is just like a typical sex site, every month they are asking $30 They are asking for $30. Sure sounds like a decent deal.

The virtual roulette on the landing page offers discounts of up to 75% if you first give them your email address and agree to receive regular spam. This is a fair deal, especially since unsubscribing from corporate spammers is not rocket science.

When the slut brings her sister in.

The latest is "Cam. Thai big tits rattle from above and below, and the thumbnail depicts a cute young Asian wife with a killer rack. Asian porn is generally not associated with giant melons, which makes them look even more juicy and delicious.

Each scene is accompanied by a detailed report of the episode. The sister of this 22-year-old woman had used the site before and emailed me to tell me she had a surprise for him. Surprise. Historically, when you fuck a girl's sister, it's usually a big deal, but maybe Thai culture is a little different. That's probably why they call it the "Land of Smiles."

There are four pages of photos of her posing in a hotel room, and when I saw the blowjob photo on page 3, I wondered why I hadn't hit the play button on the video yet.

The intro to the TukTukPatrol video, as you know, features a tuk tuk and a pretty girl. Cam and her sister are being interviewed in the back of an auto-rickshaw headed somewhere, probably to that hotel, in broken English. I'm just a regular guy who judges women like pieces of meat, but today I got really lucky. Cam is definitely the hotter of the two siblings.

He's a real down-to-earth video player. Downloads range from 360p to 1080p, but I don't see any video quality settings either. The streaming quality is passable as far as the girls pose in front of the Christmas tree. Since I am writing this in June, either things are done differently in Thailand or TukTukPatrol's latest clip is out of date.

Sophisticated Amateur Asian Porn on Demand

I love the raw amateur feel of the movies here. The camera is held up by a lucky gentleman vacationing in Thailand - either you or me. He gets laid, records it later, and shares the fun with us.

Although it's only half an hour long, you can tell that the photographer is really enjoying himself. There is no disguising his enthusiasm, and no one tries to rush this. Of course, no one stops to proceed to the blowjob at the 12-minute mark.

If you watch amateur tube for any length of time, you will quickly realize that most clowns don't know how to operate a camera during a dog sequence. This guy has obviously had some practice and has set up additional cameras around the room to capture the hardcore Asian action from multiple angles. Cam smiles and makes a peace sign, the white sperm leaking from her pussy in vivid contrast to her beautiful dark skin.

Someone had rained cake on the cake.

I couldn't stop thinking about that Christmas tree in May, so I looked back at TukTukPatrol's "Latest Patrol" page and what do you know? That scene was added over four years ago, and it seems they added dozens of Asian amateur sex adventures between 2012 and 2014, then stopped.

Thinking there might be a mistake, I clicked on the menu in the corner to get to the update page. However, it turned out that there was no update page, just a broken link in the menu. Instead of the new Thai trio I was expecting, TukTukPatrol told me "File Not Found". What a surprise.

I always like to see at least one update a week on sites I pay for, and the smut I saw on TukTukPatrol was, don't get me wrong, good, but it is not the only site where I find Thai amateur girls getting fucked in the brain.

It's rare that a clip from a pay site fascinates me this much, but I don't know if that cancels out the fact that this site is a complete cliche. What's really disconcerting is that this site has a somewhat active presence elsewhere on the internet, which only serves to make people think there are new updates on the main site as well. Stop bullshitting us on your blog and Instagram and provide us with new vids.

TukTukPatrol has some nice, sophisticated amateur movies of Thai girls, especially twins, getting laid. However, we do not recommend sites that have not been updated in over 4 years. If you sign up, be sure to download everything and leave before you are charged again.

Many people have the image of porn actors as fat lazy guys who never leave their basements and are always covered in food, lube, and their own filth. That is not true. I have interests other than masturbating to porn all day long and I am always out of the house. I travel all over the world. I just got back from Thailand and this country has so much to offer. There are Asian MILFs eating cock, young Thai girls who love the smell of tourist money and cock, sexy teen hookers working for cheap. I always tell my fellow perverts to book their airline tickets because half of you are cuckolded by wives who are offended at the mere thought of going on a world-class sex tour. Just tell them you like Thai food. Or just browse TukTukPatrol.com, a premium Asian site dedicated to beautiful sluts from the Land of Smiles, and save a few bucks now and tens of dollars in divorce settlement later. No Thai pussy left behind. The tagline at the top of the landing page reads "No Thai Pussy Left Behind," which is an ambitious goal. Thailand has a population of about 70 million, so there are a huge number of poonies. I am one person, so I don't need that many. Maybe half of them. The preview page presents an impressive array of highly rated patrols. Topping the list is Unbelievable Busty Asian Twins Porn. We often see sluts pretending to be sisters in taboo porn movies, but these two MILF teens have the same face, perfect bodies, and debauched hampering skills. Frankly, I'm already very satisfied, but TukTukPatrol wants you to know that there is more on the menu. A chubby Thai woman with blue eyes gets opened up like a whore can by two white men with huge cocks, a young Asian MILF drinks cum straight from the faucet, and two men rough up a tall woman who was trying to take a healthy walk. The price is less than a one-way ticket to Thailand. If you have yellow fever and spent a lot of time browsing my list of premium Asian porn sites, you already know that Asian pay sites often cost a little more than blonde porn. TukTukPatrol is just like a typical sex site, every month they are asking $30 They are asking for $30. Sure sounds like a decent deal. The virtual roulette on the landing page offers discounts of up to 75% if you first give them your email address and agree to receive regular spam. This is a fair deal, especially since unsubscribing from corporate spammers is not rocket science. When the slut brings her sister in. The latest is "Cam. Thai big tits rattle from above and below, and the thumbnail depicts a cute young Asian wife with a killer rack. Asian porn is generally not associated with giant melons, which makes them look even more juicy and delicious. Each scene is accompanied by a detailed report of the episode. The sister of this 22-year-old woman had used the site before and emailed me to tell me she had a surprise for him. Surprise. Historically, when you fuck a girl's sister, it's usually a big deal, but maybe Thai culture is a little different. That's probably why they call it the "Land of Smiles." There are four pages of photos of her posing in a hotel room, and when I saw the blowjob photo on page 3, I wondered why I hadn't hit the play button on the video yet. The intro to the TukTukPatrol video, as you know, features a tuk tuk and a pretty girl. Cam and her sister are being interviewed in the back of an auto-rickshaw headed somewhere, probably to that hotel, in broken English. I'm just a regular guy who judges women like pieces of meat, but today I got really lucky. Cam is definitely the hotter of the two siblings. He's a real down-to-earth video player. Downloads range from 360p to 1080p, but I don't see any video quality settings either. The streaming quality is passable as far as the girls pose in front of the Christmas tree. Since I am writing this in June, either things are done differently in Thailand or TukTukPatrol's latest clip is out of date. Sophisticated Amateur Asian Porn on Demand I love the raw amateur feel of the movies here. The camera is held up by a lucky gentleman vacationing in Thailand - either you or me. He gets laid, records it later, and shares the fun with us. Although it's only half an hour long, you can tell that the photographer is really enjoying himself. There is no disguising his enthusiasm, and no one tries to rush this. Of course, no one stops to proceed to the blowjob at the 12-minute mark. If you watch amateur tube for any length of time, you will quickly realize that most clowns don't know how to operate a camera during a dog sequence. This guy has obviously had some practice and has set up additional cameras around the room to capture the hardcore Asian action from multiple angles. Cam smiles and makes a peace sign, the white sperm leaking from her pussy in vivid contrast to her beautiful dark skin. Someone had rained cake on the cake. I couldn't stop thinking about that Christmas tree in May, so I looked back at TukTukPatrol's "Latest Patrol" page and what do you know? That scene was added over four years ago, and it seems they added dozens of Asian amateur sex adventures between 2012 and 2014, then stopped. Thinking there might be a mistake, I clicked on the menu in the corner to get to the update page. However, it turned out that there was no update page, just a broken link in the menu. Instead of the new Thai trio I was expecting, TukTukPatrol told me "File Not Found". What a surprise. I always like to see at least one update a week on sites I pay for, and the smut I saw on TukTukPatrol was, don't get me wrong, good, but it is not the only site where I find Thai amateur girls getting fucked in the brain. It's rare that a clip from a pay site fascinates me this much, but I don't know if that cancels out the fact that this site is a complete cliche. What's really disconcerting is that this site has a somewhat active presence elsewhere on the internet, which only serves to make people think there are new updates on the main site as well. Stop bullshitting us on your blog and Instagram and provide us with new vids. TukTukPatrol has some nice, sophisticated amateur movies of Thai girls, especially twins, getting laid. However, we do not recommend sites that have not been updated in over 4 years. If you sign up, be sure to download everything and leave before you are charged again.