JawBreakerz is kind of an unusual name for a porn site, so I immediately started wondering what was in store when the link slid into my DMs. I’ve reviewed some seriously freaky, rough BDSM and fetish sites, and I half expected to see a stern dominatrix booting some poor sap across the face. Turns out, nobody’s actually getting their jaw broken, but these babes seem able to unhinge them like a snake, swallowing prey you wouldn’t even expect to fit in their mouths.

When I first got the link for Blow Pass, I immediately imagined a subscription service offering unlimited blowjobs for one low monthly fee. It turns out I was kind of right, though the actual service doesn’t include full service from the local crack whores. This is a premium smut network dedicated to beautiful women giving head.

What’s your Czech fantasy? Mine involves a visit to a big room full of glory holes with Euro babes on the other side, sucking cock. I fantasize about slender, tight-bodied little Czech broads with only the bottom halves of their bodies protruding from a hole in the wall, their pussies available for any passerby to give a lick or a pounding. Incidentally, that’s exactly the kind of imaginative smut they’re peddling at CzechFantasy.

I’m not sure if it’s a normal impulse, but it’s challenging for me to see a hole without wondering what it’d feel like to stick my dick in it. This has worked out for me several times, but it’s also the terrifying and painful way I learned about the rats living in my walls. That’s a stark contrast from the hot pornstars sucking and fucking through the plaster at Glory Hole.

I love a girl with a pretty face. I won’t deny that I get rock hard staring at women’s titties and asses, but the whole package is always enhanced when you put an angelic mug at the top. Like any attractive fuck-hole, the prettiest faces are the ones I always want to stick my cock deep inside. That’s probably why I’ve been spending a lot of time at Throated lately.

FellatioJapan! I’ve always been a fan of website names that tell you exactly what you’re getting. I call my own site ThePornDude because what you’re tuning in to is 100% pure, unadulterated Porn Dude. When I found the link to Fellatio Japan, I rubbed my hands together with glee. Naturally, I lubed up thoroughly before I stuck my dick between them.

GloryholeSwallow! I’ve been having a lot of trouble with my landlord lately. I already know I’m not getting my security deposit back, and honestly, I’m a little worried he’s going to take me to court. I admit, I may have gotten some wrong ideas from GloryholeSwallow. Not a single mystery broad ever sucked my dick when I stuck it in one of the holes I busted in my walls.

GloryholeSecrets! What secrets does the gloryhole hold? Is that a dude’s mouth on the other side, or is it just a pretty girl with a thick, full beard? Maybe it’s an ugly chick or a tranny, or maybe there’s a goddamn donkey slurping away back there. I don’t want to spoil anything for you, but the Gloryhole Secrets at the titular website are a hell of a lot better, and hotter, than that.

PortaGloryhole! Is there anything as magical as a porta-potty on a hot day? It’s always a festival favorite to get inside a tight little box with an overwhelming odor of urine and feces, not to mention the weird, greased-up creeper lurking eyes-deep in the shit pit. What could make it better? Well, at PortaGloryhole, they swap out the low-quality toilet for a high-quality whore who wants to suck your dick through a mysterious hole in the wall. And you thought the lines were long enough when it was just drunk people waiting to take a dump…

SwallowSalon! What’s the worst thing about being stuck inside thanks to coronavirus? It’s a fucking shame we can’t hit the bar or bang strangers off an app, and I’ve heard a lot of broads complaining about not being able to visit the hair salon. That’s why I think everybody is going to be pretty happy to find out SwallowSalon is still open.

TokyoFaceFuck! As a major world city, Tokyo is known for all kinds of shit. The weeaboos over at Reddit get wild for the anime and waifu body pillows, while tourists revel at the cube-shaped watermelons and coffin-sized hotel rooms. I was planning a trip and bought a guidebook pointing out the best Tokyo restaurants, the greatest Tokyo markets, and the most incredible Tokyo museums. That’s cool and everything, but what if I want a Tokyo Face Fuck?

While sex education textbooks speak of female human anatomy as if it only has one hole for penis insertion, true perverts, porn fans, and soccer moms all know the truth: mouths are perfect for fucking, too. The blowjob has become pretty standard for any porn scene involving a dude and a chick, but Swallowed takes it to the next level with a porn site entirely devoted to oral sex.

Have you ever been on a Face Fuck Tour? I hate to tell you, but I think I already know the answer to that question. As much as we’d all love to go around boning pretty girls in the mouth, day in and day out, most of us will just never get that opportunity. I’ve certainly been luckier than most, but even if I wasn’t a bona fide porn stud, this next site might be the ideal place to get my vicarious face-fucking thrills. I certainly wouldn’t be the only one, as their traffic has nearly tripled over recent months. They got nearly 150,000 visitors back in August, with a trajectory on the way up, which tells me there are probably good things in store.

I would be willing to bet no small amount of money that just about everyone enjoys getting oral sex. Even the most shriveled up, sexually detached nun, the most introverted asexual, everyone likes someone going down on them.

What’s up, you little freak!? Still trying to find the next best thing to get off to, huh? Don’t worry; Uncle PornDude’s got you. Today, we’re gonna be enjoying the simple pleasures of pretty sluts playing with their pussy! That’s right! There are millions of videos of sluts out there just waiting for you to masturbate to them masturbating! Sure, it’s not as exciting as some of the hardcore BDSM-level stuff some of us are used to… but isn’t it nice not to look at your cock in disgust once in a while?

When it comes to cumming, the face is one of my favorite options. There are a million reasons for this, but I think what guys genuinely love is how demeaning it is. If a bitch lets you cum on her face, it's evidence that she would do anything for you. Plus, it gives us a great view of our work. The more of her face I leave painted, the more pride I feel.

As the age of top-notch free porn tubes comes to an end, porn sites are finding new ways to monetize their sites. However, some of these techniques aren't new at all. They are the same old techniques used when porn first started taking over the internet. AKA the moment it was created and modified for commercial and private use.

What’s so mad about Mad Glory Holes? I have a hard time believing anybody could be angry at a glory hole with all the holes open for business, so maybe they’re saying these glory holes are just fucking crazy as hell. They could also be referring to the sheer volume of glory holes because I just glanced at the tour page, and I can tell this isn’t some hole in the wall—it’s actually a bunch of holes in the wall. To be honest, it sounds like exactly my kind of place.

BJ Raw! Do you want to know one of the biggest ball breakers in the world? Well, if you are watching a very long blowjob video, then you should know that the dude is wearing a fucking condom! But, seriously, what is the appeal in that?

If you can't give your whore girlfriend the satisfaction she deserves because you have a tiny cock, chances are she will try to find it elsewhere. There are a few reasons your girl would bring a handsome stranger home to ride and arch for them in front of you. Either you moron fucking cheated on her with your busty neighbour, who she is always jealous about, or you are a sissy partner, and you never make her tremble to your perversions, and she wants you to at least learn something new and pick up something.