Do you consider yourself a Nite Flirt? That’s a little bit of a trick question, because it depends a lot on whether you’ve tried this next site or not. (I guess you could come up with your own definition for “night flirt”, but they’ve got some creative misspelling to help you remember the name. That’s branding, folks!) It’s kind of an oddball adult website in this day and age, but one might argue the format predates the internet by a long stretch. Hell, your great grandpa may have beaten off the very same way, back when he had to trudge uphill through the snow to find a phone booth to jack off in.

And just what did your dear old grandpappy hear when that call connected? Probably the same kinds of sweet nothings you’re going to hear whispered, spoken and moaned into your ear via NiteFlirt.com, a website that brings phone sex into the 21st century. Some of you might be wondering if that’s even a viable business nowadays, but these guys have been around for fifteen years and get a cool 1.5 million visitors a month. I was skeptical myself until I looked at their traffic, and now I’m eager to get inside and see how many of those visitors are sexy women I can talk dirty with.

Really? Like, with My Phone?

This is a good place get more specific about their services. My first question was, “Really? On my phone?” It is 2024, after all, so I wondered if they might be fucking with more modern technology like online voice chat or webcams. Turns out, NiteFlirt really does work with your phone, plus some chat and cam options. It's pretty obvious the phone calls are the star of the show here, because the other stuff is given considerably less emphasis.

If you really want to keep it old-school cool, you could just dial NiteFlirt’s 800 number, which plugs you into the same system that’s going to connect you to all these women. You’ve made it this far, though, so you obviously understand how to use the internet. Why navigate through phone menus like you’re disputing your Comcast bill when you can simplify the whole process using your web browser?

The process is pretty straightforward. In the old days, you’d browse the back pages of sticky porno magazines and hope the girls answering the phones were the same ones in the pictures. On Niteflirt.com, the girl’s actually going to be the one calling you. (Well, technically it’s NiteFlirt calling and then connecting you to your phone sex mama, but it’s still the opposite of the old way.) All you’ve got to do is browse the website, pick a babe who does it for you, and click that Call Now button.

They can’t call you without your digits, so you’re going to have to sign up for an account to do anything. They make you validate a credit card with a $1.00 authorization, but you’re probably going to spend a whole lot more than that anyway, so what’s the big deal? New members get three free minutes, which is worth more than a cup of Starbucks even if you pick a girl with cheap rates.

How Much for a Blowjob Over the Phone?

The women on NiteFlirt.com set their own rates. Most of the ones I looked at fell between $2 and $4 per minute, just like those old ads from the porn stash under your dad’s mattress. There are women offering rates under a buck or over four, and the Advanced Search even offers a filter to find sexy chatters in your price range. That’s nearly all the Advanced Search offers, aside from a checkbox for Availability.

I wish they had a more robust set of filters like some of the better cam sites out there, because there are thousands of phone sex operators to choose from. Even when I limited my search to available Flirts, I still scrolled through endless page after page of them. By default, they show you the Women, but they’ve also got Men and Transgender Flirts available.

Most of us have preferences when it comes to who we fuck and who we listen to on the phone while filling up an old gym sock with sperm, so it ain’t always ideal to have this many choices in this many categories. NiteFlirt.com really does have a nice variety of women, and I bet you’re wondering what the best ways to find your favorites are. For my money, it’s the little menu of categories in the left sidebar.

Women Home Alone are the top category, with subheaders like Oral Sex, Mature, Anal Sex and Asian. Phone with Cam has a few of the same sub-categories, only the girls are equipped to show you their bodies on live video while you chat. They’ve given a lot of attention to the kinksters, which I certainly appreciate, offering up broad ranges of Fetish, BDSM and Extra Kinky, with a smattering of sub-kinks within. There’s a Fantasy section for the Role Players and Kinky Wife fans, some Couples, as well as a section for mamacitas speaking En Español.

When you find a NiteFlirt in one of your favorite categories, I recommend taking a peek at her profile and seeing what else she offers. Many of them are offering different rates for different categories, so you may get a better deal depending on what kind of freaky shit you want to chat about.

Much Easier to Crank It to Than Customer Service

There’s also a Goodies section listed in each profile, where members can sell photos, videos, and audio files to their fans. This chick’s got a few galleries, including a lingerie shoot, a masturbation video, and some smoking fetish content. I was surprised at the volume of erotic audio I found available on the site, but it makes sense given their main gimmick is an auditory way of jacking off.

Did phone sex peak decades ago, or is it getting better? After spending the day with NiteFlirt.com, I’d say the format has improved a little with age. It's really not all that different from the days of back-page ads in glossy magazines, only you’ve got a much better range of choices when it comes to women, fetishes, and even the prices you’re willing to pay. The NiteFlirt platform simplifies the hell out of the process, putting all those phone sex operators in one place and adding modern internet conveniences. It ain’t all that different from the old days, but it is a whole lot easier.